No thats fair policy..you have clearly mentioned muftas have to wait two hundred and forty hours…!!!

240 hours:O well wesey bhi it isnt 24 hours it is 48 hours usually by the time u lose all interest.. but still i guess good for premium members… if you are abroad u dont have anyother choice:(

so more than 5 days……..wow…………….what a change

10 loooooooooong days… not fair at all in my opinion

After her monologue. .I just stabbed myself in the eye with a sharpened pencil

i hope she does another monologue in the next show then
btw loved the altaf thing.. beautiful

extremely low level comedy…..

DOCTOR Younis Butt should just have some mercy on all of us (or at least me) and kill this show. I can’t take any more of this garbage. Not only is the writing utterly UNfunny but it is hosted by Veena Malik of all people. Since when did heera mandi maal become the flagbearers of political satire? Only in Pakistan, only in Pakistan!

All these comedy show wannabes need to watch 4 Man Show to figure out how to do real comedy. Now those guys are GOOD.

The disclaimer in the beginning is very pretentious. “The ability to laugh at ourselves….” They assume we are laughing…Dr. Yunus Butt is a hack and I am sure this Kanjri Veena Malik is keeping someone’s bed warm for having been able to host this for so long….Gawd…what a skank…

haha….the unibrow nitwit gas*ti said: “Lawd Shedding”

I love it when Hira Mandi produce speaks english:

“There are some LAYDISS wearing LIPPI STICK eating CAIK in the BAIKRY next to the TALLER shaap where he is sowing clodhes. They look so hand some, na?”

@mbokhari: Wot man? y u doggin dat beach? u dun like sup-getti? wot kind Italian phood u lyke? taime pass uhh!!

LOL @ “unibrow nitwit gas*ti”..hahahaha!

watch out for sarosh (oxford vaalay pai) at 9′O Clock! DUCK!!!

@mutazalzaliman and mbokhari
kahin angoor khathay tu nahin.

@fas

Imagine the man who has to eat those angoors. If I ever met him I’d yell at him: “Drop those angoors…You don’t where they have been….”

To borrow and tweak a phrase from George Carlin:

Holy Cow! I wouldn’t PLEASE her with a borrowed MACHINERY!

(Just substitute the capitalized words)

@fas uncle:

no. I dedicated my life to my one true love - the lovely Shehnaz Sheikh - years ago. I have eyes for no other woman.

@MT:

aaah!! “ik teer meray seenay maeN maaraa, keh hai hai!”

;’-)

@muttarrar

eyes for no other woman….sounds like you are imbued with an Alexanderian spirit.
: )

@Muta zalzala

Do you mean this Shahnaz Sheikh?

I must tell you these types of affections are frowned upon by the more pious of Mullahs. Don’t you know tastes like this led to the earthquake? You know, ZALZALA

Laa haul vala Quvvat… astaGhFIRRRRRULLLLAAAAAA! kiaa zamaana aaa gaya hai!..

@TK:

I’ve been in love with Shanno since I saw her for the first time at the age of about 7ish. I was ready to get married there and then but my parents didn’t approve for some reason. Regardless of the zalim samaaj, I have worshipped Shanno ever since.

@kafka8:

I’m an old soul trapped in a (relatively) young man’s body.

@mbokhari:

Ghatiya insaan, that is Shehnaz Sheikh the hockey player. I’m in love with Shehnaz Sheikh the actress aka Shanno as I lovingly call her. Here’s a picture: http://www.rewaj.com/gallery/display.php?cc=1341

Don’t stare at the picture. Take a quick peek and then look away. Otherwise I will know.

I have actually met Shehnaz Sheikh the hockey player at a school award ceremony in Saudia Arabia. I would have preferred to meet Shehnaz Sheikh - the actress and my love - instead.

@Zalzala

You little sick puppy!!!
You meant your PTV-demure-no makeup-girl-next-door love………

I have never been able to focus on a single celebrity. I am more of an equal opportunity guy, you know….Anything that moves. (I have low standards)

A perfect course of Focaccetta Sfiziosa with a bottle of 1988 Masi di Valpolicella and one of these ladies…..and damn!!! I usually wake up…My old-school, PTV-girls-next-door

- Laila Zubairi (i know she is old)
- Samina Pirzada (still fresh)
- Nadaan Nadia
- Marina Khan

aaah….those were the days…before the likes of Veena Malik became mainstream. Whenever I watch her I feel like a Rickshaw has just putputted its way in my bedroom…

@MT & @MB : I hear ya bros… Shabnam was my first love.. then there were many before I reached the age of 10.. oy! Shahnaz Sheik and Marina Khan were two.. (I know .. Kinkaay!)
Not to mention naheed Akhtar and the 3 sisters.. I forget their names.. they were kinda cute too. Rest I forgot… gettin old !!

TK

You mean the Benjamin Sisters…..haha…dude I am in my mid-20s now and this was way back in the early 90s, but I fell in love with Nazia Hassan, Saira Khan and Nadia Khan….TV has become total trash now…with Dish! Dish! and fast zooming in on the face….bleaaah!!!

FOKK! I’m older than DIRT! yeah it was one of them .. (not all three) I think the middle one.. Nazia Hasan was my secret crush.. that was it.. then I left

The thing about Marina for me is that I always compare her to my Shanno and she inevitably pales in comparison. I’m proud to say that I’m a pretty sick guy but the Benjamin sisters never did it for me. However, Naheed Akhtar still gets me all hot. Nazia Hasan was definitely beautiful. Never been a fan of her music but she was very pretty.

Other beautiful women that I “admire”:

- Faryal Goher (Jamal Shah must be an imbecile. don’t worry Faryal, I’m available and quite desperate too actually)
- Bushra Ansari (Iqbal Ansari is a very lucky man.)

Iman Ali, Sawera Nadeem are two that stand out from the current crop.

This is all uncle’s thread: Shehaz aunti, marina aunti, faryal aunti?????????????? have u ever seen their fresh photos?????

khizarkyz, not all of us are uncles - some of us just prefer older ladies.

when the free version will come ???

@astarpk
when admin will have some money

@Admin

Yar app kayee 24 hours kitnayee dinn kayee hotayee hain ?

hum sab bhi umeed say hain

premium memebership is not fair for the viewers who can’t afford to pay monthly in dollors. can’t you make it this way that you post the free view of the programme “Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain” so that we all enjoy the programme we miss

@admin

admin sb apni gharee main cell dall lain. app kee gharee rukk gayee hayee

Free version added.

Thanks admin.