A letter to prsident Asif ali zardari
Assalam-O-Alaikum
Your Highness
Sir
I take a great pride in calling youself my ideal personality. Sir you have achieved what nobody can even think of achieving. Despite the fact that if you were not the widower sorry husband (as BB zinda hai you repeatedly telling us since she died) of BB and the son in law of ZAB and with all your given abilities i.e your personality your IQ level your qualification and above all your wisdom you could have only gone to maximum level of a foreman in atomic energy or to the post of headmaster in gov high school kharian. But you have showed us if one is hardworking, determined, focused and fortune enough to be a husband he can achieve any thing. ‘Impossible is nothing’ Addidas not Aids. Sir under your leadership our beloved country has progressed so well in so much less time. As you know swat valley is now most sought out tourist place in the world thanks to Maulana Atta ur rehman for his great work in the field of tourism. I would request you to please confer him Pride of Performance award as soon as possible before he leaves for a schedule visit to receive his honorary doctorate degree from Harvard university for his great contribution in the world of tourism.
Sir I would also like to congratulate you for the grand opening of first overseas campus of Oxford University in South Waziristan. All praises to Vice Chancellor Bait ullah mahsud how he transformed himself from a warrior to great scholar and educationist. Sir we know you are under tremendous pressure from Prsident Obama to send Rehman Malik to US as he wants to make him his chief security adviser. Sir we people of Pakistan assure you that we can sacrifice anything for Rehman Malik and we are ready to eat even roti (as we were eating grass since your great father in law aksed us to do so) if they put sanction on us. Sir I still remember the day when you were begging the whole world for money but see we are the biggest donor on earth now. Since we have already achieved the maximum level of development a nation can achieve and ahead is only Allah Mia now we no more require the service of mobile phones therefore I surrender my mobile to you and I ask everyone to do so.
Sir since we the people of Pakistan wants you to remain the life time president of this country but your son Bilawal benazir Bhutto has almost finished his studies and is ready to take the job i.e to rule us I request you to arrange a great coronation ceremony upon his return. He must have learned a lot about Pakistan now e g that Pakistan wasn’t the part of UAE before partition and ZAB wasn’t hanged by Sheikh Zaid bin bunyan and that Pakistan has four provinces and baluchistan is not in Iran.
I would also like to take the opportunity to congratulate Altaf bhai for making MQM largest party of New York and inspiring millions of people by his Fikar O Falsafa.
My last extolment to PM Gilani for being elected as a director general of Oxford dictionary board for his impressive command and contribution to English language.
Yours truly
Adil noushad
Sarcasm Back at yaa
yeah we have so much gratitude that it cannot be shown by just mobile or SMS. Zardari and Rehman Malik are so impressive. Someone said ” a monkey like you should be kept in a zoo”. But obviously it does not applies to these two. They are not monekys and do not belong in the zoo. So the people of this country know the the right place for what they are.
The worst incompentent gov in the hisotry of mankind. But hey I am not referring to the Govt. in Pakistan.. : )
wow Can our Royal Highness Read English?? or is he going to Appoint a New Minister for English who will translate it for him in Urdu or Wht Ever Language he Understand’s.
Regards
KAFLAY DALDALON MAIN JA THEHRAY
RAHNUMA PHIR BHI RAHNUMA THEHRAY,
YEH LOAG BHI KIA LOAG HAIN??? MAR KIOON NAHIN JATE??
JANAB E SADAR,
HAMARI DUA HE KEH AMRICA BAHADUR KA SAYA HAMESHA AAP KAY BE-DIMAGH SAR PAR QAYEM O DAYEM RAHAY AUR AAP HAMESHA AWAM E PAKISTAN KI BE-BUSI PAR ISI TARHA FARHAN AUR SHDAAN BILA WAJHA MUSKURATE RAHAIN..
Adil, WRITERS are so lucky…they just write whatever they want and sit relaxed… we must stepforward and sacrify to get fruits. i really hate PPP, infact all these current politicians but we think the solution comes sitting in our syudy rooms but untill and unless this thinking isn’t changed we can never survive. THIS SITUATION NEEDS EGITATION… it is asking for more blood…
Zardari is the most favorite figure for the people to criticize. But it is fact that he took over the country when it was in quagmire of issues even most of the political parties refused to sit on treasury benches. I think it is enough that he saved country from disintegration while chanting slogan of “Khapay Pakistan”. Criticism is an easy job but it is quite difficult to demonstrate something practically.
as zameerk said: above
one thing that probably you don’t understand is that president does not run the country, it is the team of advisers who is behind the president . the problem is,,,, this govt does not have competent advisers to take good decisions. the are all bunch of fools
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