Imran Confused

Elections — June 3, 2013


Imran Khan’s rival Ayaz Sadiq, who beat Imran twice from NA-122 Lahore will be administering Imran’s Oath as Ayaz Sadiq has become the speaker of National Assembly. Imran Khan will also be addressing Ayaz Sadiq as “Honorable Speaker” for the duration of this assembly.

On the lighter side, a member has shared a hilarious and humorous version of the oath that Imran will take under Ayaz Sadiq.

Warning: Only for readers with strong sense of humor

I, Imran Khan Niazi do hereby solemnly swear that I will never ever never run, walk, crawl, kneel or stand or even think of ever standing, against Honorable Speaker of the House, Mr. Ayaz Sadiq in any election, selection, inspection or nomination held in any national, provincial or union council jurisdiction existing currently in Pakistan, or any jurisdiction that may be annexed in the future to Pakistan, or any country of the world, excepting those held on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Orkut, Express Tribune, CNN or any other virtual jurisdiction.

And that I forswear myself and my heirs, twitter followers and facebook fans free from all liens, encumbrances, easements, limitations, restraints or conditions whatsoever, any and all prior deeds, transfer, or other documents whatsoever, now or anywhere made to the contrary notwithstanding, from ever submitting my nomination papers in NA-122, or PP-122, PB-122, PK-122, PS-122 or any other jurisdiction ending in, or +/- 5 of the number 122 or any other number, similar in any language, in any and all member countries of the United Nations.

That, as a member of the National Assembly, I will now strive to perform my functions honestly, to the best of my ability, faithfully, in accordance with the Constitution of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, and the law, and the rules of the Assembly, and always in the interest of the sovereignty, integrity, solidarity, well-being and prosperity of Pakistan, and shall strongly refuse to ever ever tow the line of the GHQ and its representatives like Lt. Columnist (Retd.) Haroon Rasheed, Lt. Anchor (Retd.) Hasan Nisar, Lt. Prof (Retd.) Ahamd Rafeeq Akhtar, Defense Housing Association, Askari Cement, Fauji Fertilizer, Bahria Properties Ltd and any and all of their subsidiaries.

That I will strive to preserve the Islamic Ideology which is the basis for the creation of Pakistan.
And that I will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

[May Allah Almighty help and guide me (A’meen).]