I guess this is what bhola kaptan learnt at Oxford "U-Turns" and has mastered in past 15 years.
Previously declaring that he will participate in talk-shows either alone or with the heads of the other parties...now this clown has started appearing with non-party-heads like Shah Mahmood Qureshi.
Off the Record with Kashif Abbasi
Yet another mini U-turn by this clown..the fake-savior
He should become a "driving instructor" instead of wasting his time in politics.
He should start "Department of U-Turns" at NAMAL university.
stingingnettle
Member
So what S-bends should we take, O enlightened one? Any gems of wisdom for the people of Paksitan? Any more religiousity and piety to throw at the unsuspecting readers?
How about some N-bends or even Z-bends? Am I being too cryptic for you? Come lets hear all about your living saviours. You are becoming a huge disappointment.
banjarbayabaan
Members
Jab sab saath chor dein to main phir bhi zardari ka saath doon ga - N$
Zardari sab se bara corrupt hai- N$
BB sab se bari corrupt hai- N$
BB meri bahan hai-N$
Mojooda hakoomat ko bardasht karna mulk ke awaam se zaydati ha-N$
Mojooda hakoomat ko muddat poori karne mein saath dein ge-N$
Lota cracy ka khaatma chaahte hain-N$
Tahir javed jaisoon aur lotoon ko khareedna buri baat baheen-N$
Ameer ul Munafiqeen nooners ke mian ji ki chand qalabaziyaan aisi hazaroon misalein mojood hain.
Mian Azhar ne kya khoob jawab diya hai keh agar Nawz Shareed BB ko apni bahan maante hain to Zardari ko apna bahnoi kyoon naheen mante ;)
@stingingnettle
You should either get your eyesight tested...or you deliberately keep on ignoring the replies to your mindless questions..and keep on repeating your slur. I have answered your questions in other threads..which you have very disgracefully and pathetically overlooked..and are making yourself look like a clown and dumb head by asking same questions again and again. I think I must be scaring you in your dreams these days. My apologies.
Please don't waste your scarce brain-cells in worrying about me becoming a disappoint or not. But do worry about the "huge disappointment" that awaits you when you will see the "flop puppet show" sooner or later...organised by "Puppet Tamaasha Incorporated = PTI".
banjarbayabaan
Members
Jilani ki pedawar, zia ka raaj dulara, shah ki aankh ka tara, hameed gul ke paise ne jis ko siasat mein utara, UBL ke paise ne jis ko puchkara, kiyani aur pasha ko burqe mein milne waala aur mushraf se burqe mein 10 saala deal kar ke bhaagne waala ameer ul munafiqeen nooner ka mian ji ;)
@ExPosed
Please contact your hakeem haroon rasheed to get some "soothing marham" for the "mirchain" burning you are having on your back side.
stingingnettle
Member
W Durrani
I think I may have touched a raw nerve there.
I will leave it brief so that I don't tax your short term memory, so just for the benefit of everyone, who did you say were the living saviours of Pakistan? Just three names please.
So give us your wisdom using your 20/20 eyesight and over-sized brain. But please something original to save Pakistan.
I do get scared in my dreams but it's not you that is causing it. The very thought that great people like you take yourself seriously is what keeps me awake. Who else do you take seriously?
@stinginettle
I find it very hard to make your pea-sized brain understand that I have replied to your all above mentioned questions in the other threads but you foolishly or cleverly ignored it and are making yourself look like a clown by asking same questions again and again. If you really feel a great urge to know my thoughts please go through those threads where you first asked those questions. Sorry to say but you are not that important to me that I should reply your repeated questions every time you ask it in a different thread.
insaftak
Member
@ Exposed
Lol, that's pure ownage right there :)
here comes another PTIyaaa...are you excited about the coming puppet show?
stingingnettle
Member
W Durrani
Your saviours of Pakistan, the three living ones?
I will keep it short and sweet.
Your brain is so big that it must have crushed your lungs. I am in awe.
So just answer the question. Notice I am desisting from insulting you.
insaftak
Member
puppet aka the buffon jo General gilani or Zia ke goud mein paid hua. Hum us puppet show say tang aachukay hein.
stingingnettle
Member
Three Saviours of Pakistan as per the pious, super infallible and the greatest living legend; W Durrani
1.
2.
3.
@stingingnettle
read my reply to this question in the thread where I answered it initially...but you simply ignored it..and started your slur on something else...how very wise of you.
stingingnettle
Member
W Durrani
Even shorter;
1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
If you try hard enough, you can make yourself believe anything.
sorry for the copy-paste....the PTIyaa style
@stingingnettle
read my reply to this question in the thread where I answered it initially...but you simply ignored it..and started your slur on something else...how very wise of you.
stingingnettle
Member
W Durrani (two can do it better)
Even shorter;
1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
If you try hard enough, you can make yourself believe anything.
stingingnettle
Member
Not hard is it, to type three names who you think will save Paksitan and consequently us. 10 seconds tops to type them.
@stingingnettle
read it in the post where you asked it..not hard..isn't it.
banjarbayabaan
Members
@W Durrani
Is Ameer ul manafiqeen going to do another running in burqah show?
insaftak
Member
@ Durrani
can i get the link to that thread.
@insaftak
please search it..I am sure you have plenty of spare time at your disposal.
insaftak
Member
Then can you answer it in this thread. I have no idea what to search for.
banjarbayabaan
Members
@W Durrani
Consult your mian ji regarding your pain in the back because he hs learnt alot from sheikhs becoming a nawab or go to tarjuman e Ameer ul Munafiqeen janab naqsh e zawal aka danishwar of jati umrah
saladin89
Member
@ w durrani
Is there any point of this thread, u do amaze me brother. What hypocricy is this, could u please comment on the u-turns N$ has done. Can't u find anything else to say, your facination of IK is unbelievable.
Only a nooner could do this!
@saladin89
So all you want is that people should only either praise your bhola kaptan and curse others or keep quite? Or, is it a rule on this forum that we cannot criticize IK alone but have to criticize others with him too.
Please don't act like a dictator and tell me what to do and what not to do. I will criticize whoever I find necessary and I will keep quite about whoever I wish.
You are behaving like a spoiled kid from a so called upper class family and seems to be in a habit of instructing others like you do at home with your servants (whom you treat like slaves).
he he he
from the thread title
i thought the thread is about Altaf.
:):):)
saladin89
Member
w durrani
who said to praise him? you are definitely not doing that are U? What I said if u criticize IK who is not in power, than why do u not criticize N$ the zaalim hukumran?
Why islamic texts only for IK and not related to N$?
U state democracy is evil, than they are all apart of that system, should u not be concentrating on that lootara nawaz sharif?
I am not from a upper class family, flying in the air as usual, i am from a middle class society.
Now will u comment on N$ the zaalim hukumran, or are u going to carry on with your unjust ways?
azeem20
Member
first our nijaat dahinda supported mush then turned agianst him as gen ehtasham zamir informed mushy about max no of seats he could win and mushy refused to give him importance.
Now mushy has started telling people about proposed (sponsored by agencies) tri coalation between his, IK and mqm. well from that just one example you can imagine the u turns of inqalab khan. by the way if PRIans can inform the poor people of pakistan about the know how of SHERU? it would be much helpful for the inqalaab seeking nation to know about the inqalabi leader's special gift "SHERU" from Mushy.
saladin89
Member
Don't worry about that gift, u need to be concentrating more on the NO1 musharraf supporter who has joined N$ crook party. That relationship is way way more than IK relationship with GM.
the special gift on 12th october is there for everyone to see....
banjarbayabaan
Members
Brief History of Shero.
Sheroo can political scene in 80s (jillani ki pedawar) braught up by Zia, Hamid Gul, Mush, UBL and Shah of KSA. Later on SHERU had some problem with Mush and thrown in the jail. then his foreign master interfared in the matter and took him to KSA. Sheru signed a deal of 10 years ban from politics. After 10 years he is back in politics and lassi.
Sheru ke U turns beshumaar
BB chor, BB bahan
Zardari Chor/Zardari Bahnoi
2008 election
Bycott/no bycott/bycott/no bycott/bycott/no bycott
Q ke logoon ko naheen saath milaoon ga/ mila liya/ naheen milaoon ga phir se mila liya
Ab jarnailoon se meri paarty burqah mein mulaqat naheen kare gi aur phir paanch baar burqah mein mulaqatein karte pakre gaye.
Wah Sheru aka ameer ul munafiqeen
azeem20
Member
IK relation with GM?
ChangeIK
Blocked
WD has been exposed and now stands undressed.
I guess he is Adonis, "the inellectual", who analyses politics of Pakistan but has no idea where are the assets of his "leader", trying to be bhaand with this ID.
azeem20 is another shakaar of PMLN munafiqs on this site!
ChangeIK
Blocked
@azeem20,
What relation? He opposed Musharraf for SEVEN years - read it again, SEVEN years, when your NS was sitting on his backside in SA.
He initially supported Musharraf - but took no ministry or porfolio - simply based on his promise to restore genuine democracy.
On the other hand, NS is an illegtimate offspring of the establishment and generals.
outspokenloud
Blocked
On NAB chaireman PML-N achieved a hatrick of U-Turn
Rejected - Accepted - Rejected
they should do it on all issues to go streight
stingingnettle
Member
W Durrani
So you haven't got the saviours after all, have you? Let me make your life even easier, lets have just the one living lengend who will save Pakistan? The grandmaster of no U, S, Z, and other turns, who is he or she?
Can't do it, can you!
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