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A "mini U-Turn" by the "Master of U-Turns"

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  1. I guess this is what bhola kaptan learnt at Oxford "U-Turns" and has mastered in past 15 years.

    Previously declaring that he will participate in talk-shows either alone or with the heads of the other parties...now this clown has started appearing with non-party-heads like Shah Mahmood Qureshi.

    Off the Record with Kashif Abbasi

    Yet another mini U-turn by this clown..the fake-savior

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 22:27 #
  2. He should become a "driving instructor" instead of wasting his time in politics.

    He should start "Department of U-Turns" at NAMAL university.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 22:33 #
  3. stingingnettle
    Member

    So what S-bends should we take, O enlightened one? Any gems of wisdom for the people of Paksitan? Any more religiousity and piety to throw at the unsuspecting readers?

    How about some N-bends or even Z-bends? Am I being too cryptic for you? Come lets hear all about your living saviours. You are becoming a huge disappointment.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 22:39 #
  4. banjarbayabaan
    Members

    Jab sab saath chor dein to main phir bhi zardari ka saath doon ga - N$
    Zardari sab se bara corrupt hai- N$
    BB sab se bari corrupt hai- N$
    BB meri bahan hai-N$
    Mojooda hakoomat ko bardasht karna mulk ke awaam se zaydati ha-N$
    Mojooda hakoomat ko muddat poori karne mein saath dein ge-N$
    Lota cracy ka khaatma chaahte hain-N$
    Tahir javed jaisoon aur lotoon ko khareedna buri baat baheen-N$

    Ameer ul Munafiqeen nooners ke mian ji ki chand qalabaziyaan aisi hazaroon misalein mojood hain.

    Mian Azhar ne kya khoob jawab diya hai keh agar Nawz Shareed BB ko apni bahan maante hain to Zardari ko apna bahnoi kyoon naheen mante ;)

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 22:53 #
  5. @stingingnettle

    You should either get your eyesight tested...or you deliberately keep on ignoring the replies to your mindless questions..and keep on repeating your slur. I have answered your questions in other threads..which you have very disgracefully and pathetically overlooked..and are making yourself look like a clown and dumb head by asking same questions again and again. I think I must be scaring you in your dreams these days. My apologies.

    Please don't waste your scarce brain-cells in worrying about me becoming a disappoint or not. But do worry about the "huge disappointment" that awaits you when you will see the "flop puppet show" sooner or later...organised by "Puppet Tamaasha Incorporated = PTI".

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 22:55 #
  6. banjarbayabaan
    Members

    Jilani ki pedawar, zia ka raaj dulara, shah ki aankh ka tara, hameed gul ke paise ne jis ko siasat mein utara, UBL ke paise ne jis ko puchkara, kiyani aur pasha ko burqe mein milne waala aur mushraf se burqe mein 10 saala deal kar ke bhaagne waala ameer ul munafiqeen nooner ka mian ji ;)

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 22:59 #
  7. @ExPosed

    Please contact your hakeem haroon rasheed to get some "soothing marham" for the "mirchain" burning you are having on your back side.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:02 #
  8. stingingnettle
    Member

    W Durrani

    I think I may have touched a raw nerve there.

    I will leave it brief so that I don't tax your short term memory, so just for the benefit of everyone, who did you say were the living saviours of Pakistan? Just three names please.

    So give us your wisdom using your 20/20 eyesight and over-sized brain. But please something original to save Pakistan.

    I do get scared in my dreams but it's not you that is causing it. The very thought that great people like you take yourself seriously is what keeps me awake. Who else do you take seriously?

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:03 #
  9. @stinginettle

    I find it very hard to make your pea-sized brain understand that I have replied to your all above mentioned questions in the other threads but you foolishly or cleverly ignored it and are making yourself look like a clown by asking same questions again and again. If you really feel a great urge to know my thoughts please go through those threads where you first asked those questions. Sorry to say but you are not that important to me that I should reply your repeated questions every time you ask it in a different thread.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:08 #
  10. insaftak
    Member

    @ Exposed

    Lol, that's pure ownage right there :)

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:09 #
  11. here comes another PTIyaaa...are you excited about the coming puppet show?

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:11 #
  12. stingingnettle
    Member

    W Durrani

    Your saviours of Pakistan, the three living ones?

    I will keep it short and sweet.

    Your brain is so big that it must have crushed your lungs. I am in awe.

    So just answer the question. Notice I am desisting from insulting you.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:14 #
  13. insaftak
    Member

    puppet aka the buffon jo General gilani or Zia ke goud mein paid hua. Hum us puppet show say tang aachukay hein.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:14 #
  14. stingingnettle
    Member

    Three Saviours of Pakistan as per the pious, super infallible and the greatest living legend; W Durrani

    1.

    2.

    3.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:15 #
  15. @stingingnettle

    read my reply to this question in the thread where I answered it initially...but you simply ignored it..and started your slur on something else...how very wise of you.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:19 #
  16. stingingnettle
    Member

    W Durrani

    Even shorter;

    1. ?

    2. ?

    3. ?

    If you try hard enough, you can make yourself believe anything.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:23 #
  17. sorry for the copy-paste....the PTIyaa style

    @stingingnettle

    read my reply to this question in the thread where I answered it initially...but you simply ignored it..and started your slur on something else...how very wise of you.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:27 #
  18. stingingnettle
    Member

    W Durrani (two can do it better)

    Even shorter;

    1. ?

    2. ?

    3. ?

    If you try hard enough, you can make yourself believe anything.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:30 #
  19. stingingnettle
    Member

    Not hard is it, to type three names who you think will save Paksitan and consequently us. 10 seconds tops to type them.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:35 #
  20. @stingingnettle

    read it in the post where you asked it..not hard..isn't it.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:38 #
  21. banjarbayabaan
    Members

    @W Durrani

    Is Ameer ul manafiqeen going to do another running in burqah show?

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:39 #
  22. insaftak
    Member

    @ Durrani

    can i get the link to that thread.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:40 #
  23. @insaftak

    please search it..I am sure you have plenty of spare time at your disposal.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:41 #
  24. insaftak
    Member

    Then can you answer it in this thread. I have no idea what to search for.

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:42 #
  25. banjarbayabaan
    Members

    @W Durrani
    Consult your mian ji regarding your pain in the back because he hs learnt alot from sheikhs becoming a nawab or go to tarjuman e Ameer ul Munafiqeen janab naqsh e zawal aka danishwar of jati umrah

    Posted 7 months ago on 12 Oct 2011 23:43 #
  26. saladin89
    Member

    @ w durrani

    Is there any point of this thread, u do amaze me brother. What hypocricy is this, could u please comment on the u-turns N$ has done. Can't u find anything else to say, your facination of IK is unbelievable.

    Only a nooner could do this!

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 1:45 #
  27. @saladin89

    So all you want is that people should only either praise your bhola kaptan and curse others or keep quite? Or, is it a rule on this forum that we cannot criticize IK alone but have to criticize others with him too.

    Please don't act like a dictator and tell me what to do and what not to do. I will criticize whoever I find necessary and I will keep quite about whoever I wish.

    You are behaving like a spoiled kid from a so called upper class family and seems to be in a habit of instructing others like you do at home with your servants (whom you treat like slaves).

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 7:07 #
  28. he he he
    from the thread title
    i thought the thread is about Altaf.
    :):):)

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 7:42 #
  29. saladin89
    Member

    w durrani

    who said to praise him? you are definitely not doing that are U? What I said if u criticize IK who is not in power, than why do u not criticize N$ the zaalim hukumran?

    Why islamic texts only for IK and not related to N$?

    U state democracy is evil, than they are all apart of that system, should u not be concentrating on that lootara nawaz sharif?

    I am not from a upper class family, flying in the air as usual, i am from a middle class society.

    Now will u comment on N$ the zaalim hukumran, or are u going to carry on with your unjust ways?

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:17 #
  30. azeem20
    Member

    first our nijaat dahinda supported mush then turned agianst him as gen ehtasham zamir informed mushy about max no of seats he could win and mushy refused to give him importance.
    Now mushy has started telling people about proposed (sponsored by agencies) tri coalation between his, IK and mqm. well from that just one example you can imagine the u turns of inqalab khan. by the way if PRIans can inform the poor people of pakistan about the know how of SHERU? it would be much helpful for the inqalaab seeking nation to know about the inqalabi leader's special gift "SHERU" from Mushy.

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:28 #
  31. saladin89
    Member

    Don't worry about that gift, u need to be concentrating more on the NO1 musharraf supporter who has joined N$ crook party. That relationship is way way more than IK relationship with GM.

    the special gift on 12th october is there for everyone to see....

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:33 #
  32. banjarbayabaan
    Members

    Brief History of Shero.
    Sheroo can political scene in 80s (jillani ki pedawar) braught up by Zia, Hamid Gul, Mush, UBL and Shah of KSA. Later on SHERU had some problem with Mush and thrown in the jail. then his foreign master interfared in the matter and took him to KSA. Sheru signed a deal of 10 years ban from politics. After 10 years he is back in politics and lassi.

    Sheru ke U turns beshumaar

    BB chor, BB bahan
    Zardari Chor/Zardari Bahnoi
    2008 election
    Bycott/no bycott/bycott/no bycott/bycott/no bycott

    Q ke logoon ko naheen saath milaoon ga/ mila liya/ naheen milaoon ga phir se mila liya

    Ab jarnailoon se meri paarty burqah mein mulaqat naheen kare gi aur phir paanch baar burqah mein mulaqatein karte pakre gaye.

    Wah Sheru aka ameer ul munafiqeen

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:44 #
  33. azeem20
    Member

    IK relation with GM?

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:45 #
  34. ChangeIK
    Blocked

    WD has been exposed and now stands undressed.

    I guess he is Adonis, "the inellectual", who analyses politics of Pakistan but has no idea where are the assets of his "leader", trying to be bhaand with this ID.

    azeem20 is another shakaar of PMLN munafiqs on this site!

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:46 #
  35. ChangeIK
    Blocked

    @azeem20,

    What relation? He opposed Musharraf for SEVEN years - read it again, SEVEN years, when your NS was sitting on his backside in SA.

    He initially supported Musharraf - but took no ministry or porfolio - simply based on his promise to restore genuine democracy.

    On the other hand, NS is an illegtimate offspring of the establishment and generals.

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 8:48 #
  36. outspokenloud
    Blocked

    On NAB chaireman PML-N achieved a hatrick of U-Turn

    Rejected - Accepted - Rejected

    they should do it on all issues to go streight

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 12:04 #
  37. stingingnettle
    Member

    W Durrani

    So you haven't got the saviours after all, have you? Let me make your life even easier, lets have just the one living lengend who will save Pakistan? The grandmaster of no U, S, Z, and other turns, who is he or she?

    Can't do it, can you!

    Posted 7 months ago on 13 Oct 2011 14:23 #

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