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agar mera bas chalta...........Mulla!

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  1. Agar kisi hadsati tour par, sirf fantasize kartay hain, mein yani Mulla ko ji kisi ghalati se hi power mill jati hai...:) to yaqeen jano keh mein sab se pehla kaam pata hai kiya karoon ga!

    a) sab se pehle mein apnay logon ko "piyar" doon ga...mein kasam se sab se pehle apnay ghareeb or yateem ko apnay kareeb karong ga....seriously...jab mein apnay aap se sawal, karta hoon yehi jawab andar se ata hai....meri qoum ko kisi ne piyar naheen diya....mein yehi karon ga!!!! ....mein in ke darmiyan baith kar faislay karon ga, local panchaiyat or jirgay ko judges as consultants don ga.

    b) doosra kaam: mein shaura, writers, artists ko jama karon ga or un ko request karon ga keh woh aik toofan barpa karain jazbaat ka jis mein pakistaniyat ko markazi nukta banaye...akhbarat, media, ala darjay ki local ethnic pakistaniyat ke tassur ko ubharay.........mind set change karna hai...pakistan superpower ka concept doon ga,superpower ka!

    c) India ke saath 100 saala contract, China or USA ki madad se likoon ga jis mein dono jang naheen karain gey jo marzi h-oo jaye....agli naslain faisla kareen gi....fillhal jang naheen karni jo marzi ho jaye, jo siyasat jan jang karay ga us ko india bhej doon ga1

    d) Pakistani nuclear capability ko commerical karon ga, lebanon, or doosray countries ko nuclear umbrealla doon ga, 2 billion a year contract....:)

    e) German and China se consultant laon ga, jo keh local teachers tayyar karain gey jo education ko reform karain gey...accordign to the local pscychology......

    f) mein ghareb ko kareeb karon ga, ameer ko ghareeb parwar or ghareeb ko ameer dost karoon ga..mein ulema ko apas mein aik karon ga, shia sunni ko jama karon ga political platform par...sari duniya ke liye misal banaon ga! tareekh banon ga, ummat-sazi karoon ga, ummat ka guldasta bana kar mehdi ko pesh karong ga! firkay naheen, ummat ka guldasta! har rang ka phool is mein ho ga! isay kehtay hain istaqbal e mehdi....loog pata naheen kin chakron mein hain!

    g) sari duniya ke scientists ko free technology development or alternate fuel research ke liye ijazat dain gey.....

    h) or phir uth kar sehri khaoon ga or namaz parh kar phir so jaon ga! :)

    Mulla!
    yeh aik ideas hain, pagal ka khuwab hai lehaz dekhnay mein kia haraj, aap bhi is mein idea de saktay hain, mill baithayn gey dewaanay kafi saray to jaloos nikl hi aye ga!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 17:08 #
  2. zjshami
    Member

    Dear Mullah,
    I wish your dream is turned into Reality.
    I would be a candidate to join your Cabinet.
    You can trust, I have all qualities to promote your manifesto.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 17:18 #
  3. dear zuhra-jabeen shami (guess) :)

    chalo mein naheen to koi hi kar day....zarari to naheen hai keh mein hi karoon, magar hona yehi chaiye...

    mein ne aik funny andaaz mein apnay qoum ke baray masail ko aik tafreeh-ana andaaz mein pesh kiya hai...

    in nukaat e mundarjabala mein apni qoum ke baray masail ka pora pora haal moujood hai! aik teer se kei shikar hain is mein agar ghor se dekha jaye to...

    Allama ne khuwab dekha tha, tabeer us ki hum they, magar hum bhi khuwab hi dekh rahay hain!

    mein aap ko apni cabinet mein fauzia wahab banaon ga! lol!

    just kidding!

    Mulla!

    Please add points to it, agar aap ka bas chalta ....to aap kiya kartay ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 17:38 #
  4. zjshami
    Member

    Dear Mulla,
    I am sure you will be remembered like Martin Luther King, for
    'I have A Dream'.
    After this dream, now onward, I would pray for your safety and long life.
    We can't afford to loose a Leader like you.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 17:49 #
  5. yes make dua! and even though i like the word "leader" but the real word is "khadim"....

    ..no one shoots khadims.....:)

    but add your "dream" to the points ....its open invitation to all scholars

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:00 #
  6. chechen
    Member

    Majority of Blacks were fooled by Martin Luther's dream. Except some Chicago thugs like Obama they didn't get any dream fulfilled. That itself is debatable.

    Increasing number of younger generation of blacks and some whites too in America consider As Shaheed Malcolm X as their role model.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:04 #
  7. checu:

    rolemodel "insaniyat" hai....skin color naheen hai!

    yehi to akhir khutba tha!

    adam ko phele insaan banay phir nabi banaya!

    chechu: fighting aside, add some of your own points to the list above.....

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:05 #
  8. zjshami
    Member

    ab maza aane laga
    tamasha shuroo ho giya.
    Well done Mulla. Buck up.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:17 #
  9. chechen
    Member

    Mulla, I would have seen your answer if your forefathers were on those slave ships? You cannot erase the slave history of 400 years.

    Malcolm X realised the hollowness of race while on pilgrimage to Makkah. He saw all races of mankind in that specatacle at Haj. His shahadat soon after his return shows how they were afraid of him and got rid of him. But there are thousands of Malcolms in the making.

    Don't use words like insaniyat and last Qutbah. No one will believe you except some secular clowns. The moderators are well aware of your insaniyat that compelled them to ban you for a while as a lesson. Magar kutte ki dum ki misaal yaad mat dilao. Sambhal jao.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:35 #
  10. NNL
    member

    sorry topic hijack ho raha hai chechen your email if you please

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:43 #
  11. can we focus on "issue" and not the kutay ki dum ?

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:43 #
  12. NNL
    member

    Shami sahib
    kuch tou mardangi dekhaii yeh

    Mullay aur Chechen ne baat ek hi kari hai

    Mullay ne apnay Islam ke camp se Chechan ne Islam ke camp se.

    Point ek hi hai Mullay ko zara chashmaye tafarrukh uttar na hai...

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:45 #
  13. NNL
    member

    Sir ji Issue bhi Kutay ka hi hai tou dum per bhi focus hoga ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:46 #
  14. chechen
    Member

    Jazakallah

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:47 #
  15. NNL
    member

    u can edit the post if u like

    Chechen.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:48 #
  16. baat insaniyat ki hai yaar....humain apnay andar insaniyat ko layen gey to taj e nabuwat sajay ga!

    topic kuch or hai, is par aab tabah azmaiye farmaiye!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:50 #
  17. or chechu islam ka camp kab se ho gaya, yeh khata america ki hai or chaid bhi usi thali mein karta hai, yeh kab se islamic ho gaya!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:53 #
  18. NNL
    member

    SIrji Insaniyat sirf nahin maqsid-e-Zindagi ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:53 #
  19. NNL
    member

    Lol yaar mullah i have edited my post please read it again

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:56 #
  20. mulla
    Pakistan maie jitnie molvie hazrat hain un saab ko blonde ki picture walay magazine taqseem karian aur hur jumay ko free halwa poraie mulaq maie taqseem karin.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:56 #
  21. :)

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 18:57 #
  22. zjshami
    Member

    Dear Mulla,
    Let me made it clear. My full name is Zahida J. Shami.
    I appreciate your guess.
    I am curious, how you will behave as a Moderator at the Pkpolitics?
    What would be your policy and limit of tolerance?
    Please release your preferences.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 19:19 #
  23. Dear ZjShami,

    as a moderator, I will have enforce "freedom"...I would allow total freedom to the members to post, state, argue, fight, torture, then calm down, and make friends.

    I will also include a few technical buttons to control language and will use a rating system for posts.

    I will not stop anyone from saying what ever they want to say and I will not become a party to Islamic terrorists or liberal facilitators. total freedom and allow each person to take the conversations to the highest level and then bring them back down to earth....

    My policy is to allow "freedom".....we are all adults and we all have responsibility!

    but I fear that if I am given such a responsibility I will loose my "creative" edge....cause I have been a super mod before and it just kills a persons creativity. Thats why I am not of the opinion that I am a good candidate for this kinda service.

    Limit of Tolerance is high very high! sometimes less sometimes more...:)

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 19:33 #
  24. NNL
    member

    but i thought u had said that u werent interested in being a mod and then you had a phase of like a obstinate child crying for a candy not for him after being overlooked ?

    Now u are giving thoughts on moderation ?

    Lol that interesting.

    Is it the fox saying the grapes are sour ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 19:46 #
  25. yes, its a question to which i answered...its not an offer to become one ....

    since when fox's eat grapes ?

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 19:55 #
  26. NNL
    member

    Hunger makes one a lot of things bro
    Its real bad drug

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 20:05 #
  27. abhi tak tum ne aik bhi kaam ki baat naheen ki!

    yeh waqat ka israaf hai!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 20:14 #
  28. :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Sep 2009 21:09 #
  29. NNL
    member

    yaar app ek apna promotional ad campaign run kar rahe hain. Tou mein kia kam ki baat karoun.

    Akhir kar app bhi

    Afoos howa.

    had really thought u were above all of this

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 1:42 #
  30. oh bhai, issues ko ka haal kisi tareeqay se to niklay!

    tum samajh naheen rahay! issi liy humari qoum taraqi naheen karti yeh shakhsiyat se bahir niklo bhai!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 14:03 #
  31. zjshami
    Member

    Dear Mulla,
    One problem is bothering me since long and I guess you could be the right person to solve that.
    Should A Hafiz-i-Quran, who holds the Holy Quran in his mind, soul and body should sit on the ground?
    Are there any instructions for his going to Rest-room?

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 14:15 #
  32. dear zjshami:

    Yes, one is allowed to sit on the ground, and responding to call of nature does not violate the quran.

    The original owner of Quran , Nabi akhiry Muhammad Taj ul Anbia (s.a.w) who was the first cradle of Quran, sat on the ground, had relationship with wife's as ordained, and also returned the call of nature.

    the human element does not violate the spiritual element of the noor called Quran.

    this is the sole purpose of the "sunnah" cause once every muslim "absorbs" quran in mind, body and soul, every muslim will need to show "utmost respect" towards this "weight" thats why Rasool's "method of sitting, eating, bathroom etc" all becomes holy cause he is "cradling the quran"...do you get the nukta why sunnah is azeem ?

    Plus 99% of the huffaz of Quran do not know the meanings of the Quran. :)

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 14:25 #
  33. zjshami
    Member

    Excellent. Dear Mulla.
    The more I read you more I get convinced of your knowledge and the method to resolve an issue.

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 14:30 #
  34. :)

    may allah increase your noor!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 14:39 #
  35. NNL
    member

    abay kia phele se sawaal jawab ki practice kar ke yahan atey h-o.

    Lagta jaisay before every press conference every question by journalists is scanned by the press secretary before being put to the Nominated Candidate.

    lol

    Yaar Kuch tou original lao.

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 20:17 #
  36. char shar parsand anasir mein se aik aap hain!

    jalany walay ka munh kala!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 20:40 #
  37. Anonymous

    Mulla Jee

    By saying:

    agar mera bas chalta

    Are you not saying that you are Bebus?

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 21:59 #
  38. NNL
    member

    Oh nahin bhai
    Ek Journalist aur ex army disgruntled officer ki team achi hoti hai Ek media mein chal rahi hai.

    Ek app yehan per chala lo

    Magar sarkar content tou kuch accha le keh aain.

    Bas yehi elteja hai.

    Jalna humara kam nahin hindu ka hai.

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Sep 2009 22:59 #
  39. see i realize, when we present solutions people thing that we are glorifying our own-selves.........

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 07 Sep 2009 17:27 #

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