and here is something my father did my mom does not know yet

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and here is something my father did my mom does not know yet

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larki
Blocked

we bought three hens or we thought we did, they looked the same the roosters had not grown any crown yet, so all of them looks similar. The next few day we found eggs in the garden. Abbajan wanted to know which ones were laying the eggs so he stole my mothers lipstick and painted the back side of the birds. one painting every night on one bird.
at last we found a match. painted backside and a red stained egg. we knew who the female was. the other two were male.
my mom still does not know what he has done with her lipstick, and i do not intend to tell her either cause she has been mean to me.
i just wanted to share this with you, in case u buy hens and have no clue what their gender is.
do you think my father is smart?

Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 13:23 #
Anonymous

Damn that was funny!

I myself dont know how to tell the gender neither do I ever plan to get a pet but that was some interesting info.

Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 14:14 #
NNL
member

Gotta ask it must have been really hard to catch the hen first that is usually the funny part and hard part.

Your dad is smart Cool guy.

Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 14:39 #
Sahnaz
Member

Allah

U really dnt knw male n female birds espceially hen n ****?? silly..any1 can tell frm a distance which one is **** or hen.

Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 15:25 #
ucsher
Member

@larki

i hope that you only use lipsticks once you leave your babul ka basera ;)

Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 15:35 #
misalligned
Member

lolz. great this is the best post i saw today, made my day.

BTW larki when you were borned were you red stained, i mean just to make sure the people in hospital wont change his beloved daughter. lolz

just kidding dont take it serious...

Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 22:08 #
Heather_Ali
Member

Misalligned, you dirty ****! LOL

Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 0:15 #
larki
Blocked

shahnaz
u can tell the diff in older fowl but not when they are young they all lok the same.
misalligned
they say they found me outside a mosque in a palstic ka theley so i cant remember lol

Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 7:05 #
IJay
member

they say they found me outside a mosque in a palstic ka theley so i cant remember lol

thanks for insulting your parents! and declaring yourself that you are .. ..

i have only one word for you!

Idiot

ucsher said:

i hope that you only use lipsticks once you leave your babul ka basera ;) i hope ucsher ! you give same advice to youR own female family members RIGHT!

Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 11:44 #
larki
Blocked

tut tut uscher!
some ppl do have narrow minds dont they?. there are such things known as orphans, kids are found in plastic bags and at door steps. ask mr idhi he will tell you. and what is wrong in being illegitimate? can you answer that? let me help u broaden your little twit of a brain. pls.

Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 12:25 #
misalligned
Member

oh gosh sick and sadistic people also browse thread under the heading fun and humour. Ijay get out this place is not suitable for you.

For larki

so no body will suspect your father red staining you, you have put all the blame on the Molvi beechara for putting you near some mosque and who was so cruel that he did not even offered a peice of cloth but instead he used plastic bag. what an idiot for choosing plastic bag instead of a peice of cloth.

Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:52 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Larki bhee aik larka hee hay! LOL

Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 23:09 #