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Can we seek help from Jinnat for building Dams ? :))

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  1. LalBichoo
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    Pakistan is facing crisis of water and electricity shortage, I've read somewhere that a director of Pakistan Atomic Energy Commmission claimed in a conference held during Gen. Zia's era that Jinnat were made up of fire and had immense powers and they could be used to resolve Pakistan's energy crisis !

    Can't Moulana Fazlu or Qazi or Muanawar or any other Mullah contact Jinnat for the resolution of Pakistan's water and energy crises :))))

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:23 #
  2. change_is_close
    Member

    what's your point?

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:24 #
  3. Yes we could ask help from Jinnat but at this moment all the Jinnat are busy in Target Killing so wait..

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:26 #
  4. LalBichoo
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    LOLzzz

    I've heard Taliban Jinaat are supporting Talibans and Al-Qaeda, they are Jihadi and can't be involved in target-killings :)))

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:28 #
  5. change_is_close
    Member

    @LalBichoo

    again, what's your point?

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:52 #
  6. LalBichoo
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    c-i-c

    No point at all my dear, category of this thread is Fun & Humor :)))

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:54 #
  7. toamin
    member

    lalbichu when last time we debated you were found struggling between existence of creator or no existence of creator.

    better move this thread to faith & religion

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:55 #
  8. LalBichoo
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    Oh really, when did it happen ??

    Could you please post the link of that thread here !

    I don't think this thread should be under Faith & Religion !

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:57 #
  9. toamin
    member

    Isn't Jinnaat a matter of Faith? Do you believe in existence of Jinnaat?

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 11:59 #
  10. LalBichoo
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    Well, mullahs do believe in Jinnat, don't they ?
    So, why can't they contact them to help Pakistan ? :)

    BTW where is that link ?

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    lalbichu when last time we debated you were found struggling between existence of creator or no existence of creator.

    Unquote

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:04 #
  11. toamin
    member

    Muslims, Christians and Jews believe in Jinns, it is a matter of faith.

    If you are interested in faith related discussions then better go to F&R forum.

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:06 #
  12. LalBichoo
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    Don't you think you are assuming responsibilities of Moderators ? :)
    I think you are missing Semirza, aren't you ? :)

    BTW where is that link ?

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    lalbichu when last time we debated you were found struggling between existence of creator or no existence of creator.

    Unquote

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:07 #
  13. @Lal Bichoo,
    do u think ?
    being funny is equal to being pointless ???

    its ok to be pointless while being funny ???

    i have seen contrary cases .
    being funny can be really meaningful and could have been use to register points .

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:09 #
  14. LalBichoo
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    Beena,

    My sole purpose for initiating this thread was to have some fun, I neither wanted a religious debate nor did I want to hurt anyone's feeling !

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:20 #
  15. i never said what u r saying ...
    that u have hurt ppl ...or iniated a religious debate .

    i have asked u a different question.

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:24 #
  16. beenai in form! :-)

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:26 #
  17. LalBichoo
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    Khan Sb

    Yes, she is :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:36 #
  18. LalBichoo
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    Beena,

    """do u think ?
    being funny is equal to being pointless ???"""

    >>>>

    Not at all !

    ===============

    """its ok to be pointless while being funny ???"""

    >>>

    Well, depends on situations !

    ================

    """being funny can be really meaningful and could have been use to register points . """

    >>>

    Agree, but depends on one's intentions !

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:38 #
  19. kareem2
    Member

    Muslims, Christians and Jews believe in Jinns, it is a matter of faith.
    Kuffar meeca aka pagans believed in jinn’s. Let’s keep record straight.

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:48 #
  20. LalBichoo
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    I've heard Mufti Rafi Usmani gives Dars to Jinnat after midnight at Darul Aloom Korangi ! May be he can pursue Jinnat to help poor Pakistanis !

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 12:56 #
  21. well if Mufti Usmani has such links we should ask him who is training scorpians (Bichoos) in our country. -:D

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 22:17 #
  22. @kareem2

    For the record, only Muslims believe in the Jinns which are mentioned in the Quran, created of smokeless fire before mankind and populated on the planet before him. From the Quran we also know that there were Jinns who knew about Moses and Torah, who probably were Jewish. The Jewish and Christian people do not have this concept in either Torah or Gospel (old or new). Jinn is a religious/technical term in Islam with specific connotation, on the other hand Christians/Jews believe in ghosts/ghouls/spirits which are not the same as the Jinns. In fact the West knows Jinns as Genies from the 1001 Nights (Arabian Nights/Alif Laila).

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 22:54 #
  23. zia m
    Member

    Actually the idea of Jinns was created by Solomon the builder of the first temple who had 700 wifes and 300 concubines right out of the Jewish scriptures.

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Feb 2010 23:46 #
  24. expakistani
    Member

    i just called Jannat and getting following message....

    " Aap ka Matloba number bill ke na adygi ke waja se dstyab nhi hey, barey mehrabani bill ke adygi ker ke dobara call melain. shukerya!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 2:05 #
  25. LalBichoo
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    LetsDoIt,

    """well if Mufti Usmani has such links we should ask him who is training scorpians (Bichoos) in our country. -:D """

    >>>

    Scorpions don't need any training :))
    BTW why don't you contact Mufti Usmani Sb ? In fact I have sent him many emails, but unfortunately he's very busy in giving Daroos to Jinaat that's why he doesn't reply to my emails :))

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 4:34 #
  26. only Jinnat can fight with Shaitanas ....
    u know what i mean ...:):):):_)

    as we are ruled by Shaitanas ...(Evils)

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 4:44 #
  27. LalBichoo
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    LOLzzzz

    Wonderful idea :)

    Then Mullahs should seek help from Jinnaat without any further delay :))

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 4:46 #
  28. Lal Bichoo,
    yah ,off course ,they should...
    if they can get some time off from their Halwa parties .

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 4:50 #
  29. @Bhai Lal Bachoo,
    Jinnat Dam bana saktay to phir rona kis baat ka tha ?:(

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 6:58 #
  30. Raza76
    Member

    Yar Jinnnat kaam tu ker dain gay (dont under estimate the power of Mulana Fazal ur Rahman), but they will follow tradition of India and siphon the water to Koh Kaaf. Lahaza please aisi cheez se eaihtraz kerain.

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 7:09 #
  31. @Raza Bhai,
    Jinnat are busy in other assignments ,given to them by Devil....i have been there ...they have a board hanging there;

    Dont Disturb.:(

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 7:14 #
  32. azzmat
    Member

    The jinns don’t have to make dams for us when they can directly give us electricity. Jinn power=green power and it will bring down global warming.

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 8:42 #
  33. @azzmat,
    Azeem bhai ,
    where were u been ?
    we need ppl like u to develop energy and find out alternate resources of energy too.:)

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 9:00 #
  34. azzmat
    Member

    an alternate resource of energy is eating halwa!

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 9:07 #
  35. toamin
    member

    thank you for telling us your alternate resource of energy -lolzz

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 10:01 #
  36. @Azzmat,
    hehehe ...:)
    Halwa might be a source of energy for Mullahas and mulla parties ...
    but for real ppl like u and me ,we have to think alternate..

    BTW,can Halwa being put into the car fuel tank to run it?
    and which halwa is more economical and gives more mileage>?

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 10:08 #
  37. Mujaddid
    netengr2

    @Lal bicho

    There are some technical issues using Jinnat is labour ,

    Wahabi do not accept any kind of "Aamil" but deobandis have some aamils who use Jinnat ,Deobandi claim that this is Halal way but ahlehadees /wahabi claim that this is also a form of "Jadoo " and this is Haram .

    I think there should be "high level " meeting with Saudi arabia and Pakistan with Jinnat to sort out this issue

    Posted 2 years ago on 11 Feb 2010 19:59 #
  38. toamin
    member

    So it was negerr's fraud ID spamming all over the forum :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 2:33 #
  39. LalBichoo
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    Mujaddid,

    """I think there should be "high level " meeting with Saudi arabia and Pakistan with Jinnat to sort out this issue ""

    >>>

    I think Ansaar Abbasi, Shahid Masood, or Haroon Rashid should take note of your suggestion and highliht it :)))

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 7:29 #
  40. @Salam ,
    your suspicion is quite right ...
    Mujdid is going to turn out netengr any day ...

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 7:35 #
  41. LalBichoo
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    Moderators,

    Could you please remove irrelevant comments posted by Salam and choosy !

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:06 #
  42. toamin
    member

    lolzz... no problem

    but there are a couple of people who can't hide from me no matter what cover or label they use and lalbichu is one of them :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:07 #
  43. My sole purpose for initiating this thread was to have some fun, I neither wanted a religious debate nor did I want to hurt anyone's feeling !
    ----------------------------------------
    Have fun!

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:09 #
  44. @Lal Bichoo,
    what about 1000 posts of yours which were irrelevant to the enth degree ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:15 #
  45. LalBichoo
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    semirza,

    I fail to understand why are you supporting them in some wrongdoing !
    Sir, the fact is they posted comments which are not relevant with the topic, and should be removed.

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:17 #
  46. toamin
    member

    why not seek help from jinnat on this :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:18 #
  47. @Lal Bichoo,
    Semirza is a nice person and he defends nice ppl.
    simply!

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:19 #
  48. LalBichoo
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    LOLzzzz

    For that matter I need to contact Mufti Rafi Usmani, and I don't know why he doesn't reply to my emails :))

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:19 #
  49. LalBichoo
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    choosy,

    Come on dude, leave it. It's between me an semirza !

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:20 #
  50. shikayat tu meri kar rahay hu na !
    kionkay mein Haq ki baat karta hun ...:):):):
    sacha bacha hun>

    Posted 2 years ago on 12 Feb 2010 8:22 #

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