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Comic relief - no offense intended :)

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  1. sasherwani
    Members

    A typical day at the forum

    Naraaz Badmaash: Imran Taliban Khan is a Nazi, a disgrace, he has illegal children like Tyran Khan and Siren Khan!
    Insaafboy: Why does that bother you? Please speak against Imran’s policies and his manifesto. What good would involving his personal life in this discussion bring in? Plus it has never been proven anyway right?
    Beemari: Ofcourse it has been proven. The DNA tests released clearly state so!!
    Insaafboy: Where are these DNA tests? I have heard a lot of stories from PMLN about these tests but where is the proof?
    Naraaz Badmaash: Oh you just cant admit it can you? It kills you to admit that your leader Dharna Khan is a playboy, a sinner and a ****?
    Insaafboy: Huh? What about my question? Anyway, I don’t know if he is a **** or not. But seriously, why does this matter to you anyway? Our economy, our political instability, the corruption etc has got nothing to do with…
    Beemari: It is all interlinked
    Insaafboy: How?
    Naraaz Badmaash: haha and don’t forget he threatened to kill the CJ
    Insaafboy: Huh? Where?
    Beemari: Javed Hashmi said it
    Insaafboy: Where, please provide source??
    Beemari: You just deal with it can you?
    Insaafboy: I have a basic need for logic which you..
    Rayban Kalia: haha Imran will win ZERO seats in the next elections. Now go suck it
    Insaafboy: Welcome to the forum Rayban. I think Imran bhai is very popular among the youth and every year n number of young voters are registering…plus two new surveys place Imran at the top of ..
    Naraaz Badmaash: These polls are Israeli funded propagandas. Everyone knows Taliban Khan is a yahoodi agent.
    InsaafGirl: Salam people, I cant help but notice, a lot of weird allegations are being placed against PTI without any referencing. How do you know these polls are..
    Naraaz Badmaash: It was a figure of speech dear. What I meant was your leader is a Taliban supporter
    InsaafGirl: What? First you call him yahoodi, then Taliban supporter?? Seriously? You are not making sense!!
    Rayban Kalia: Plus he is also GHQ backed!
    InsaafGirl: Ok please provide some references for all these allegations? First he did dharnas in Peshawar/Multan. You said himmat hay to Karachi ao. Then he did a jalsa in Karachi..
    InsaafBoy: Then you guys said Imran is scared he can never do these dharnas infront of the parliament in Islamabad..now he is doing dharnas right infront of the parliament with thousands of supporters..
    Naraaz Badmaash: These Islamabad dharnas don’t count! Because they were sponsored by Kareena Kapoor.
    InsaafGirl: WHAT? Do you KNOW what you are saying?
    Naraaz Badhaash: Yes Kapoor family is pathan and so is Imran Khan. Obvious link here. Your facebook fanclub wont get it haha
    InsaafGirl: Wait, let me show you some pictures from ATP of the most recent dharna in Islamabad. There are around 5,000 people there belonging to all walks of life. Those are definitely not just facebook fans..
    Rayban Kalia: These are all just facebook fans. Let me send them friendship requests.
    Insaafboy: I hereby congratulate all PTI supporters as PTI has announced its first 100 day action plan – here is an attachment of the manifesto.
    (Naraaz Badhaash copy pastes the manifesto and sends it to PML(N) immediately to present it as their manifesto)
    Rayban Kalia: This manifesto is CRAP.
    Insaafboy: Which part do you disagree with Rayban? I think there are some good policies mentioned here especially the ones where tax brackets are shifted to…
    Beemari: I told you this manifesto is crap!! I have proof (provides link to a 6 sec video where Nusrat Javed in a drunk state says “Imran Khan kay fans mujhay gaaliyan daytay hein, may Pakistan ki youth ki #$%#$ maar doonga”)
    Insaafboy: How is that proof? That’s just Nusrat cursing out at Imran and his youth support as usual. It doesn’t say anything about the manifesto!
    InsaafGirl: Plus he looks intoxicated. I cant say for sure though. It might be his migraine medication.
    Beemari: I have more proof (provides link to a Najam Sethi video where he predicts PTI will win 2 seats. One from Lahore and one from Mianwali)
    Insaafboy: That is a good video Beemari but his analysis doesn’t take into account the gro..
    Naraaz Badmaash: Saada sher jeetay ga!
    Beemari: Bibi Zindaa hay!!!
    Insaafboy: Warr gayee qaum saari par bibi zinda aye..

    Posted 9 months ago on 10 Aug 2011 8:48 #
  2. scandinavian
    Member

    He, he..he. Lol. Good :)

    Posted 9 months ago on 10 Aug 2011 9:00 #
  3. Aadmi
    Member

    @Insaafboy: Warr gayee qaum saari par bibi zinda aye..

    good one ..

    Posted 9 months ago on 10 Aug 2011 9:31 #
  4. SufiSoul
    Member

    Good one.............:)

    Posted 9 months ago on 10 Aug 2011 15:24 #
  5. Lolz at both villians

    Posted 9 months ago on 10 Aug 2011 18:48 #

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