McCrystal Wants 'Peace' Deal in Afghanistan
But I guess it will be acceptable by Afghan people only under these terms:
1) Compensate Monetarily All Afghan Deaths and Apologize and Pledge that you would never try to wage terrorism against Afghan people ever again through covert(CIA,NGO's,fake aid groups etc) or overt(militarily,satellite guided missiles,through kalay angraiz) means.
2) Compensate Monetarily All infrastructure destruction through bombings of cities towns and villages and fields.
3) Food Compensation : Raw food or prepared food must be brought and paid for by US and Allies over the period of ten years from third party countries and also distributed by third party countries And BAN UN to enter Afghanistan cause this organization was involved in planning, aiding, abetting and murdering of innocent Afghans.
4) Bring all war criminals of Allies to any third party court and incur justice upon them
5) UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
6) Let Afghan think of this point ...
7) Afghan can figure out this point too
8)Give all Kala Angraiz from Pakistan Green Card and you must take them with you as they would be more happy there.
9)Immediately Halt the Surge in troops
10)Send 20 cheer leader groups to that region and one to me to compensate me specially the Boston club cheer leader as well for at least a week cause its my idea after all.(okay fine...:(...dont send it to me...kisi ko khush na honey dena)
ps. You can add if I have missed something......lols
ps1.Recent surge plan would cause too much loss of life on both sides of the border and could be disastrous but I guess on positive note it may provide more targets?
ps2.It could be a bit early though...but I just thought to say it anyways...