Prof:These are the rules you must not break and would be strictly implemented.
croc: sir ji...coke chalay gi?
Prof: oye..mujhey rishwat detay ho?
croc:O na paa ji...garmi bari hey...
Prof: haan yaar garmi to bohat hey
croc: sir ji...food street...haleem-naan, ya baryani ..taaza taaza?
Prof:Oye kiya ker raha hey?
croc:bhook lagi thi...aap ko nahi lagi?
Prof: haan yaar...kuch hey to...aisa karo...ley hi aawo
(after that)
Prof:oye yaar yeh to bari zabardast thi
croc: lo dusso....Food street mein nahi mila ga to kahan milay ga sir ji....wesay sir ji...khul key baat kernay mein kiya herj hey?
Prof:koi herj nai....
croc:khuda gunjey ko nakhun na dey
Prof: oye yeh na kehna....nahin to mein Ban ker doun ga...mein tujhey ban kernay laga houn....buss tujhey ...
croc: o sir ji wait!!! Ki hoya?
Prof:bus kuch nahi...'****' word use nahi kerna
croc: sir ji per kiyon?
Prof: mein ban kernay laga houn...mein ban kerdon ga
----to be continued
:)
ps.We are desi we dont make it..we break it and then we forget it and then we make it again.Desi pride!!