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Dunger Party !

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  1. rocketrevolt
    Blocked

    'All Dungers Party-Alliance'

    Once a renowned journalist got the opportunity to get into the exclusive enclave of all the Dunger parties in power in the capital.He finally managed to get the chance to talk to the President and cheif executive of 'All Dungers Party-Alliance'.

    Journalist(J) : Sir ,aap ki policy kiya hogi? Log bari mushkil mein hein!

    Dunger cheif(DC):Hum Angraiz Awam key Haqooq ko kabhi faramosh nahi ker saktay.Hum yaqeen dilatey hein key unhain mushkil mehsos nahi ho gi.

    J: Lekin sir ..yahan to koi angraiz nahi....?

    DC: To mein kiya aasman sey uttra farishta houn?

    J: Sir,tehqeeqat sey pata chala hey... aap key walid-i-majid ka naam to kumma-kasai tha....!!

    DC: O pherlao Ennu !!! Aey kithoun agaya?..kinney ennu aan ditta?..
    issay kari sey kari saza di jai!...

    J:Duhai ho...duhai ho..Aalam Panah!!Hum Angraiz kay Adal ko awaz deytay hein!!!!!

    DC: Now you came online…! (translation: Hun Aya na line tey.. !!!!)

    J:Sir! baray log barbad ho chukey hein. ab kiya Angraiz sarkar kuch aman ka kaam bhi karey gi..?

    DC: Hargiz nahi !!! Hum Angraiz kabhi iss Jang sey Peechay nahi Hatein gey.

    J: Lekin sir ..mein ney to suna tha Angraiz peechay hatna chahtey hein?

    DC: Hum Jaali Angraizon kay bayanat key liye responsible nahi hein…. General Angraiz Kiyani.....Angraiz awam key khilaf dehshat gerdi ko khatam ker kay dam lein gay...

    J:Lekin sir...mein ney to suna tha Kiyani Angraiz nahi balkey wo to.......oh i am sorry……..mein to bhol gaya...

    Btw...Sir... I want to tell you an inside report.....there is this person crocodile here among all of us Asli-Angraiz. He is sooo mean.He is conspiratorial and spreads malicious propaganda against Angraiz Sarkar and says that "All Dunger Party-Alliance" including General Angraiz Kiyani are nothing but infact Kalay-Angraiz,Paindas,ill witted,under educated, Bhangis and what not...gosh I cant even quote him...he is very abusive..!!!

    DC:Really? Uss ki yeh majaal? Hum Asli Angraizon ko un jaali Angraizon sey tashbheeh dey raha hey? Ussey abhi hazir kiya jaye......!

    :)

    ps.

    "Angraiz sarkar ney tumharay "arrest warrant" issue ker diyeh hein bachoo!....ab kiya karo gey?..dekha Angraiz sarkar key khilaf bolney ka anjaam?"
    -kala Angraiz

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 1:25 #

  2. Shaheen-e-Iqbal
    Member

    Wow...That is funny but not for cheif executive of 'All Dungers Party-Alliance' as he has to face the music now!

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 1:48 #

  3. shriq
    Member

    Some kalai angraiz SERVING awam from within Pakistan aur un ke BHAI sitting in London and spending their shab o roz to SERVE awam here in this third world country!!

    See how OUR kalai angraiz FEEL about us, they serve us from EVERYWHERE, be it when they welcome us at the USA airports, or send GIFTs for us on drones!! They simply love us!

    And look at the worst Kala angraiz Mr. NS who just stated yesterday "Mulk se bahir reh kar bhi mulk ki khidmat ki ja sakti hai"

    KHIDMAT

    Cronies in crime! Birds of a same feather! What else to say!!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 6:55 #

  4. LetsDoIt
    Member

    Hillarious, what about the Journalist, he became one of Kala Angreez ohhhhhh sorry Real Angreez or he is arrested?

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 11:42 #

  5. rhyme
    Members

    lolz

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 12:17 #

  6. change_is_close
    Member

    oh boy... i love this term 'kala angaiz' that crocodile uses so frequently... but this piece here is awesome! =D

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 12:25 #

  7. toamin
    member

    right on dunger party!

    yes, when the dungers are of no further 'use' to masters then masters 'slater' them and sell meet to 'friends' so to keep them happy!

    Posted 2 years ago on 06 Feb 2010 4:46 #

  8. rocketrevolt
    Blocked

    "what about the Journalist, he became one of Kala Angreez ohhhhhh sorry Real Angreez or he is arrested? "

    He's got the corner plot in defense housing society after the rendition of faithful services to the Asli-Angraiz Sarkar.... but he was only 50% Kala Angraiz because of the following...

    J: Oye croco....terey warrant nikal parey hein...Angraiz Sarkar ney tujhey griftari ka humkum suna diya hey!

    croc: Angraiz Sarkar? Tera dimagh chal gaya hey ?

    J: ooops...bus adat per gai thi..sorry...Bhangiyon/Paindas ney order ker diya hey teray arrest ka...zinda ya murda..

    croc: tujhey kaisay pata chala?..Kahin back stab to nahin ker raha tu?

    J: tauba ...tauba....croc....qasam sey....kiya baat ker rahey ho....dil dukha diya...:(

    croc: dekh ager tu nay bataya hey to bata dey mujhey ...werna tu gaya kaam sey...ager mujhey khud pata chala to!

    J: ok...ok...khuda ka wasta hey meray chotey chotey bachay hey..mein der gaya tha...

    croc: thats more like it...never mind....thanks for the info though.Keep in touch.

    :)

    ps.lols....

    ps1."yes, when the dungers are of no further 'use' "
    I will elaborate further what a dunger infact is...lolsssss.......but yes it is something to do with use...

    Posted 2 years ago on 06 Feb 2010 6:43 #

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