Dungers in politics is quite a radical idea. In the Asian semi-political structure these Dungers have no self-esteem, no self-respect and no sign of intelligent life. After meeting these dungers one would be compelled to think maybe the ‘monkey theory’ was right after all in saying that they were Dungers before,refused to evolve and remained Dungers for us human to analyze them.Another characteristic of Dungers is that they just can’t think for themselves and are ought to do what they are told to do.
The thing is that they are pretty much without benefit. The animals are different in a sense that even goat,cows or dogs or chickens are of a great benefit to the humanity. But these dungers are of NO benefit to the humanity rather a burden. Amazing to note is that at the same time they do have some use.As one of that renowned journalists puts it.
J: What a speech yaar. So eloquent and indisputably smart people. I just can not stop listening to them day and night and I really cant seem to take my eyes off them.They are soo cute that dil kerta hey pappi ley lon.
Croc: yoookh…thoo..thoo…I better kiss a f**n goat man...or puppy ki pappi lay loun....what you are thinkin??????
J: croco tum bus jealous ho! Dunyadari seekho….daikho..meray ghar mein sirf 10 ghentay load shedding hoti hey…roti kapra makan her taraf sey free mein milta hey…aur kiya chahiyeh?..mein to kehta hon yeh baykar kay revolution dramay choro aur koi dhang ka kaam karo.
Croc: meray ghar mein 16 ghentay load shedding hoti hey aur roti kapra makan bhi hey….sirf 4 ghentay ki load shedding key liye tu ney zameer baich diya?
J: konsi philsaphy apnai hoi hey yaar tum nay…Look how intelligent these leaders are. No one can beat them in their speech, smartness ,personality…wah…wah …kiya baat hey yaar…cant you see it?
Ab batao….what you say about all these super leaders of our nations?
Croc : Dungers !!!
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Dungers speech! or Talkative Dungers
