I am interested to know your views about forthcoming (whenever held) Elections. You have to VOTE for Provincial and National assembly. So every Member has 2 vote to cast.
Rules:
1. No one is allowed to threat other voter.
2. These are electronic voting so don't even try to steal the ballot box!
3. You can use any kind of Weapon including AK-47, TT, Rocket Launcher on your head but not outside your office/bedroom (or where ever you use your PC/Laptop.
4. No Voting will be allowed if you use your mobile fone for net browsing and you are sitting on commode. It's illegal and not decent so you better finish first and remember to wash your hands with soap before casting your vote.
5. I know that you all have a habit of giving friday sermon on this blog, but no one is Interested in YOUR REASONS for voting. So just type the name of the party you want to vote for rather then getting us bored with your lecture. (Follow the example of the first vote)
6. NO! You CANNOT Change your VOTE once casted! Lota-ism is certainly not allowed here.
7. Please DO Mention your PROVINCE for provincial assembly vote or else your vote will be counted towards FATA (I have to laugh here... ha ha ha)
8. No! You CANNOT Vote for OSAMA, OBAMA OR ANY MAMA...Including USA,UK,KSA,INDIA OR ISRAEL. If you want to vote for them please L I C K or continue L I C K I N G (IF YOU ARE ALREADY RESIDENT THERE) their A**E and they might consider you for a student VISA.
9. People who are afghani, bengali, nepali, or expakistani (no pakistani passport or ID) are not allowed to vote. We hate foreigners, hypocrites. (Though I am thinking to remove the hypocrite clause as it will disqualify most of us but I will leave this for the NEW Elected assembly)
10. Election will start NOW and will finish just before midnight on the night of election.
11. NO FU***N DICTATOR'S are allowed to take part in these election.
12. Votes have to be casted for one party only. In the event of any ALLIANCE, we will add their votes in the end.
May THE BEST Win...
Parties contesting Elections are as follow:
1. PPP (ZARDARI)
2. PPP (PATRIOT)
3. PPP (SHERPAOU)
4. PML (N)
5. PML (Q)
6. PML (Functional of Peer Pagara)
7. PML (A to Zee) (All the remaining Leagues)
8. JI (JAMAAT ISLAMI)
9. MQM
10. PTI (IMRAN KHAN
11. ANP
12. JUI (FAZAL UR REHMAN)
13. JUI (SAMIUL HAQ)
14. JUP
15. TNFJ
16. Sunni Tehreek