r. Jamshed Group was born in Panipat, India, in 1857 AD. His father was a humble farmer and his mother made great tasting lassi for a living. His father, Sohail Group, fell ill when he was bitten by a hoard of Amreekan Sundis that attacked his meager wheat crop. Even his mother, Skaeela Groupie, and her great tasting lassi couldn’t do much to heal her husband’s wounds.
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