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Facts related to ALTAF HUSSAIN
There is no Control button on Altaf Hussain’s computer. Altaf Hussain is always in control.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s when he learns Altaf Hussain is.
Altaf Hussain once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands.
Altaf Hussain was created in a secret Pakistani laboratory, and was supposed to be raised as a caged experiment. Nobody knows what happened next, but there are now no scientists in Pakistan.
Altaf Hussain doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Altaf Hussain once punched a man in the soul.
Altaf Hussain’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd..No one fools Altaf.
If you have £5 and Altaf Hussain has £5, Altaf Hussain has more money than you.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Altaf Hussain has allowed to live.
Altaf Hussain is the only one who can “try this at home”.
When Altaf Hussain dives in the water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Altaf’d.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Altaf says its beef, then it’s ******* beef
Altaf Hussain once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
If you spell Altaf Hussain in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Einstein’s original theory of relativity was: If Altaf Hussain kicks you; your relatives will feel it.
Before the Boogey man goes to bed, he checks the closet for Altaf Hussain.
Altaf Hussain posts swear words in thread titles without getting banned.
In ancient China, there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Altaf Hussain. Altaf Hussain killed that man.
When Altaf Hussain pops open a packet of LAYS chips, he can stop whenever he damn well wants to.
Altaf Hussain asked Musharraf to resign, therefore, Musharraf resigned.
Altaf Hussain came before there was any chicken or egg.
