Faraz Naama.. (Ahmed Faraz kee rooh say mazrath kay saath)

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Faraz Naama.. (Ahmed Faraz kee rooh say mazrath kay saath)

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KHAN_Sahib
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Ye Keh Kar India Ne Pakistan Ka Paani Khol Diya Faraz...
K Hum Larki Ki Susraal Ka Pani Nahi Peetay.

ik Haseen shaam us ajnabi Shaks ne mujhe rok ker ye kaha....Faraz!
"Chal Beta Mobile Nikaal"

Us ki gali mein jana chor diya, "FARAZ"...
Wahan tu kameenay " Nokia 3310 " bhi Cheen letay hain.

Kabhi kabhi let kar sochta hoon FARAZ
agar beth kar sochoon to kon si qyamat a jaye gi

Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti Faraz
ke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key kio

Na jane kis baat pe us ne mujhe chor dia hai FARAZ............. . . . . .
Wo shakhs to kisi k 5 rupey nahi chorta...!

Mian to Phoolon wali Razaai Le kr So raha tha FARAZ . .
Kambakhat, koi Raat mein Phoolon ko Pani de gaya...

Jeety hen to koi hal tak nahi pochta "FARAZ"
Marty hen to dunya kandhon pe utha leti hai...

English version of

"In barshon se dosti achi ni faraz,
Kacha tra makan hey kuch to khyal kr"

"Friendship with rain is not gud faraz, how cheap ur home is, behave urself

Qudrat bi ajeeb tamashy dkhati hai Faraz . . .
Ab india wale b pakistan k jeetne ki dua karenge

SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI . WAH WAH .
SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI .
CAMERA MAN FARAZ KE SAATH GEO NEWS KARACHI

Is qabar mein bhi humko sukoon ki neend naseeb nhi hui ”Faraz”
Roz farishtey aa k kehte han aaj koi naya shair ho jae.

apnay mehboob ki yaad mein petrol pump par Cigeret kya lagaya "FARAZ"
Mere tu dunia hi badal gai aik damaky k sath!

meri khushi kay lamhay kis kadar mukhtasar hain faraz
abi mujra shuru hi hoa tha kay chaapa par gaya!!

woh mujh say kehtee rahee maan jaoo faraz..
lekin mein kia kerta mein tou hoon ejaaz

Mein khud bhi usey bhulana chahta hoon Faraz…
Per Ammi roz subha 7 badam khila deti hein…

kia baat hai...tumhare intezar main hum jagtey rah gaye FARAZ....
pehley bata detey to sooo jatey

Usko aana hoga tu khud he challi aayegi FARAZ.....
Yoon baith kar toilet maizor lagane se kia faida

Merey Nana ne ye keh kar mujh se rishta tor lia FARAZ.....
Moong phali mein dana nahi hum tumhary Nana nahi.

Ahmed Faraz ki roh mukhatib hay......

Jawaanon shairi mey kia khoob rung jumatey hu...

Lekin

Kuttoun kamenoun yeh tu bataow mujhey beech mey kion laatey hu.

Mera os sey faqad itna taaluq hai FARAZ.......
Wo meri chachi ki,mami ki,khala ki, tae ki, nand ki,beti ki,dost key,barry bhai key,chote bety key,susar key damad ka "DARZEE" hai.

SMS walon se hua is qadar NARAZ....
Ye duniya hi chor kar chal diya FARAZ....
Bohot ho gai ab FARAZ FARAZ FARAZ...
Nikalo ZARDARI pe ab apney dil ke Bharass....

Bomb dhamakon se iss qadar ghabra chukay hain FARAZ.....
Kay
Uchal partay hain khud apna hee PAAD sun kar.

FARAZ key baad ab hazir-e-khidmat hey hai.
" Amjad Islam Amjad "

AMJAD teri sharafat pey kisi ko na hoga shak......
Halki Halki bhook mey Halka Phulka TUC.

Meri mohabat ka iss tarah mazak mat banao AYAZ.....
Heraan mat hona, aaj chutti per hai FARAZ.

Jo miley khamoshi se kha lia karo FARAZ.....
Har baar chai ke saath biscuit nahi hota.

Iss khouf sey motor cycle he baich di hai FARAZ....
Kaheen khud ko na baichna par jaye petrol ke liye.

Gas ki load shedding pe FARAZ ne kya khoob kaha hai...

Ab tou itni bhe muyassar nahi choolhon se.....
Jitni hum chorr diya karte hain koolhon se.

Ab to darr lgta ha kholne se bhi daraaz......
Kahin esa na ho k us mein se bhi nikal aye FARAZ.

Usne Apni Birthday Per Ye keh kar Pareshan kar Diya FARAZ…
Kehta hey Gift Mat Lana AATA or CHEENI Ley Aana.

Mera us shehr-e-Adawat mein ßasera hai FARAZ.....
Jahaan Charas tou mil jati hai magar Cheeni nahi milti.

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi FARAZ…
Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Baap Ban’nay Wala Hai

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain FARAZ.…
Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to “Gaaye Mandi” hai Jannab!

baray zaalim hain teri gali ke bachay faraz..!..
**** pechay laga ke kehtay hain..!
race saanson ki... race dardken ki..!

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
Jin Ko Na Tha Aql-O-Shaoor
FARAZ.
Apna To Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya
Zikr-E-Nikah Karte Karte

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De Do,
Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,

Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.

Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart He Fail Hogaya
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FARAAAAZ
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Jab Meri Kaam Wali Maasi Ne Kaha:

Sahib! FaceBook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo

Waqt Miley Kabhi

To

Parh Lia Kro Namaz,

Ye Kia K Har

Waqt Bas

Faraaaz, Faraaz,
Faraaz..

Posted 2 years ago on 09 Apr 2010 17:50 #
semirza
Moderator

Khan_Sahib
A very nice post indeed. Thanks for sharing with us.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 Apr 2010 18:23 #
Musician
Member

Khan_Sahib

It is a classic, With your permissionm I would like to copy and paste it in "Sher-o-Naghma" and "Poetry Link". Is permission granted or denied?

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 0:47 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Jannab Musician Sahib,

By all means.... This is a public property so don't have to ask for it. ;-)
Thanks Mirza Sahib..

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 14:16 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Usne Mujhe Rat Ko Jungle Me Akele Chor Dya Faraz...
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Ye Keh Kar K
Pyar Kia To Darna Kia..?

Faraz ki bharpoor kaamyabi k baad,
Ab pesh hai Faraz ki chhoti behen Farzana:
In Baarishon se dosti achi nahi Farzaana,
Besharam hai Zamaana, Chalo ab ghar main Nahaana.

Musician Sahib...Zara Tawaja hoe!

Arz Kya Hy...

Farzana Jab Se Shift Hui Hy "SURJANI"

Tou Faraz Bas Yehi Kehta Hy

"MARJAANI MARJAANI"
Tu Kyun Chali Gai"SURJANI ???

Muhaly Ki Larkia Hain Kuch Naraz

Wah Wah

Muhaly Ki Larkia Hain Kuch Naraz

Kyun K Aetikaf Me Beth Gaya Hy Faraz.

Kon Kehta Hai Sitary Baray Hote Hain "Faraz"
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Hum Ne Tu Parha Tha....
Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars.

Teri Yaari Pe Hum Ko Koi Shak Nahi Hai Faraz.....

Ye Sach Hai K Teri Wafa Ki Misaal
Kisi **** Se Kam Nahi

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Faraz In A Meeting,
Plz Wait.

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 14:21 #
Musician
Member

Khan Sahib
Thank for your permission. I will now proceed as unlike you
I am not in a meeting. Hazir hoon ga lekin pehlay ek chotti si break.

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 15:21 #
zingaro
Member

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz excellent post Khan Sahib .. I really laughed on some verses.... good mind :)

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 15:45 #
Musician
Member

Bravo Khan Sahib

Is ko kehtay haein azad sha'ery. Eat your heart out Javed Sheikh.

"Khan sahib ne aap ke sha-ery ki jarh mar di"

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 15:48 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Musician Sahib,

Azzad Shayree bohot HIGH CALIBER kee hotee hay! USs tuk JS sahib nahee pounch saktay! ;-) LOL Uss kay leeye aap ko aik kussh laganna parta hay warna phir aap neechay level pur gir kay shayeree karna shru kur daitain hain... ;-)

I am Just kidding.... KAhan JS Sahib aur kahan hamaree Baazaree Shayree.... But I am sure that JS does some funny poetry too... Care to share JS Sahib!

Posted 2 years ago on 10 Apr 2010 16:56 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Musician sahib kay leeye..

India Ki Beghairti Ka Kya Zikar Karen Faraz....

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Larkiyan De Sakta Hai,

Magar Kashmir Nahi

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:11 #
Musician
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KHAN_Sahib

Buhat Shukria,,buhat mehrabani

Referring back to your previous post, Even if javed Sheikh tried all his lifem he will not be able to reach your level. Let us put it even Faraz could not have done it better.

Thank you once again AND I will keep demanding more. YOU SHOULD DO MORE...........

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:18 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Manie Us Se Kaha Mujhe Muhabbat Ki Saza Do

Faraz
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Us Kambakhat Ne Mere Uper Parcha Karwa Dia

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:22 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi

FARAZ

Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:24 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Ho Gai Karachi University Mein Faraz Ki Pitai,

Kyun K Relly Thi Jamiat Ki Aur Wo Keh Raha Tha

Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai...

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:25 #
Musician
Member

I took me some time to recover from this one.
Do you sericously reaise Khan Sahib that yeh sab anmol moti haein.

I think that it should be published. Can I be your publisher? I would like the wider world to read this and apnay sub gham bhool jaain (thori der kay hi liye sahi)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:29 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Chalo Dekhy "Faraz" Naya Saal Mere Muqadar Me Kya Laya Hy

Pichlay Saal Khan Sahib Ne Mera Boht Record Lgaya Hay

Shair Koi bee Ho Naam Mera Lgaya Hay

Kambakhto'n Ko Na Taras Mere Naam Pe Aya Hay

Ab Tou Koi Apne Bache Ka Naam Faraz Nhi Rakhega

Sun'ne Me Tou Ye Elan Bee Aya Hay

Dusrey Mulk Walo Ko Bee Heran Krwaya Hay

"Faraz" Kon Sa Ajuba Hay Or Pakistanio Ne Kahan Se Paya Hay

Itna Mashoor Tou Kisee Ka Baap Bee Na Tha Faraz

Star Nhi Kamino Ne Mujhy Super Star Bnaya Hay

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:36 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Dear Musician sahib... Zarra nawazee hay aap kee..
I have written hardly 50 to 60 % of this waheeyaat shayri... rest of them i received from friends like u who took my shayeri to heart and came up with some anmol moti of these wat we call "Waheeyaat shayri"

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:39 #
toamin
member

there is much such stuff available at
http://www.smsdude.com/faraz-sms/page/28/

cheers :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:43 #
Musician
Member

Aur

Tou agar zinda hota toe dekhta yeh Faraz
Khan sahib ne teray naam to "Char Chand" lagaya hai.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:43 #
toamin
member

moseekaar abb bus bhi kar lay bhai... itni tc bhi achi nahi :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:45 #
Musician
Member

Tou kahay agar jeevan bhar
mein she'r banata jaaoon aur
bas tujh to sunnata jaaon.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:51 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

JJ aka Salam...

Barey afsoos kee baat hay.... doe logoun may payyar nahee dekha jaata aap say? ;-) Ummah may nafrat barhaney say behtar hay kay payar muhabbat barhaoe...

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:58 #
toamin
member

Jin:
Kya Hukm hai Meray Aaqa ?
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Punjabi:
Ek Shair Suna do.
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Jin:
Hukam Krien, Bakwas nhi,,,
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Mein Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:58 #
toamin
member

KHAN_Sahib

bhara hay to app nay bhi zahar hee bhara hay... jo kahta ho woh kartay kio nahi :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 14:59 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Mayra nishtar aap kay undar kay zahir ko bahir nikal day ga (fasad madda in urdu)
Abhee tou dard hoe ga lakin baad may dua aap hee dain gey!

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:04 #
toamin
member

jee...khaan.. aaj bolo.. khub bolo.. may bhi apkay under kay zahir ko bahir nikalna chahta hun..

janta hun kitna gham aur dard hay jo abhi tuk shayed bhula nahi

isi lia apko moqa dey raha hun..

dard apko hoe ga lakin baad may dua aap hee dain gey!

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:06 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Kamazkum itnay tou real hoe jaoe kay dosroun kee naqal choar doe!
Be real....
Baqi dard jiss ko hay, woh tou nazar ahe hee raha hay...
Lakin, iss verbal diarrhoea ke wajah samaj may nahee ayee...
skyfacts kay baad JJ aur aab salam say appna ID dard rakh loe... lol

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:13 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Wasey aap kay DARD ke shifa sirf ALLAH kay paas hay..
ALLAH say rujoh karain tou Shifa e kamla hoe ghee
Aur iss thread ko kharab karney ka shukreeya..
App apnee hatred thread kaheen aur shuru karain jahan aap ko apney jaisey aur bhee mil jayen gey... W/Salam

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:15 #
toamin
member

wah jee wah... kis dhetai say chapa app nay doosron ka kaam aur daad bhi chupkay say wasool karli?? aur humko naseehat kartay hain asl kee?? wah jee wah.. kia yeh qaol aur fail may khulla tazzad nahi..khan jee???

hamari ID per shak kartay ho aur doosra jo 3 ID bana kar betha hay uski to din raat puja?? wah je wah... khaan jee :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:17 #
toamin
member

khan jee... har dard kee shifa sirf-o-sirf Allah swt kay hee haath may hay..

hatred to app say aa rahi hay.. hum to ap ko moqa dey rahay hay kay dil saaf ho jay :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:21 #
semirza
Moderator

@Khan Sahib
'skyfacts kay baad JJ aur aab salam'

Skyfacts and Salam (JJ) are two different members. This matter should be clear now for all our honorary members.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:25 #
toamin
member

mirza sahib

app kee tasdeeq ka shukria, per kahtay hain kay wahem ka elaaj to hakeem luqman kay paas bhi nahi thaa ;)

hum nay jub bhi nick change kia to dankay kee chot per kia

chorain.. aaj khaan ko ander ka zahar ugal lenay dain.. :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:28 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Salam.... Scroll up and READ if you CAN...

Rahee baat multiple ID's kee tou janab skyfacts aka JJ Khan Aka Salam... yeah Puja paat aap kay mazhab may hoe ga! May Mashallah sirf ALLAH kee ibadat karta houn, kiss shakhs ya ID kee Nahee... Agar aap ko lagta hay kay may 3 ID kay saath yahan houn tou please be MAN enough to EXPOSE me... warna, yeah geedar bhabkee kisee aur ko denna! Rahee baat kissee aur kee (I am not sure if u mean JS aur Musician ??) then I don't know that but so far Moderator has not blocked them for using multiple ID's unlike some people! ;-)

Aur agar mayree JS, MULLA ya Musician say dostee ya appreciation agar aap ko buree lagtee hay ya hazam nahee hotee tou mayree taraf say doe roteeyan zayada khaa lain..

It's the judgmental people like yourself who are actually a threat to humanity as you can't see your own evils but are happy to nail others. Allah aap pay reham karey!

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:28 #
toamin
member

khan

i forgive you for your harsh words and insulting tone :)

may Allah swt have mercy on you, me & all -ameen :)

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:33 #
semirza
Moderator

Coming back to Faraz (KHAN_Sahib sey ma'azrat key sath)

Koun sa na’am tujhey doon merey Zalim Mehboob!
Tuo he Qatil hai mera to hi Massiha mera…..

Waisey Khan Sahib agar marhoom a'ap ki shairi sun lain kissi tarh to samajh jain gey keh unhon nain duniya chori he naheen....

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 15:49 #
javedsheikh
Members

Dear Khan Sahib,
aap ko hum ne ayse to Nishan-e-Forum se naheen nawaza tha
aap ne bohat kuchh positive dyya jis ne forum ko bagh-o-bahar ker dya.

About mazahyya poetry, I will post one of my old compositions, when it is located out of my files.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 16:54 #
semirza
Moderator

I do agree with you Salam. When you changed your nick you made it known to others members through your posts.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 16:58 #
Musician
Member

Javedsheikh Sahib

Aap ki Mizahia poetry kabhi bhi Khan_Sahib kay maqaam tak naheen pohonch sakti. Phir bhi aap post kijiay. Yeh nazarah hum bhi dekhen ge.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 17:09 #
javedsheikh
Members

Dear Musician Sahib,
I acknowledge the greatness of Khan Sahib and his multidimensional grip over each subject.
His choice of selection is really impressive to make this platform constructive as well as lively.
Khan Sahib carries all sort of medicines in the bag, bitter ans sweet.
His injections also work without pain.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 17:25 #
haider3
member

Javedsheikh sahib, please, don't let others tease you mercilessly. They don't know what they are doing, or saying, for that matter. As for the Forum, you were/are the heartbeat of that section. You know your music inside out and no one else there can match that, whatever other gifts the others claim they may have. Just let them get on with it and you carry on as in the past, with your pertinent comments on the Discuss Forum and your infectious enthusiasm for the right song for Sher-o-Naghma. And for your love for Rafi, shared by me, which is how we two first came into contact. You helped me when I was very down, I shall never forget the kindness of your heart.

Posted 2 years ago on 09 May 2010 20:01 #
choosy
Member

he he he
Khan sahib ,its funnyyyyyyyyyyy.:):):)LOL

Posted 2 years ago on 10 May 2010 7:42 #
choosy
Member

ratt-juggay humara muqaddar ban gaye Faraz
magar hum bhi muqadaar ko choona laga kay din ko so jatay hain Faraz

Posted 2 years ago on 10 May 2010 7:43 #
pkurducols
Member

Read last half of column. It has few piece of altered poetry of Faraz. Also has some advice in it
http://www.pkurducols.com/2010/05/nashaibi-faraz-by-bankay-nama.html

Posted 1 year ago on 31 May 2010 13:07 #
kaifi
Members

I do not think that the changed (for humour) verses are in any way uncomplimentary to Faraz. Quite the contrary. It is a great tribute to him and will keep his name and fame alive. Only people without any sense of humour will think otherwise.

Posted 1 year ago on 17 Jun 2010 12:34 #
Bilal Tarar
Members

@ kaifi
i think otherwise
i think its an insult to the poetry of the great Ahmed Faraz
mayb i think this way coz im a great fan of his patriotic n rebellious poetry but i certainly have a different point of view

Posted 1 year ago on 17 Jun 2010 13:55 #
kaifi
Members

@Bilal

Itoo am a fan of Ahmad Faraz and will not any shape or form belittle his poetry. However, in my opinion and only in my opinion, it pays tribute to him.

As you are a fan as well, I am sure you will enjoy:

Jo zehr pee chuka houn, tumheen ney mujhay diya
ab tum to zindagi ki duaain mujhay na do

Posted 1 year ago on 17 Jun 2010 14:26 #
KHAN_Sahib
Member

Hum tou 184 bana kur bhee jeet jaa-tain hain Faraz
Kuch **** tou 338 bana kur bhee jeet na sakey

ہم توایک سو اسی بنا کر بھی جیت جاتے ہیں فراز
کچھ بےغیرت تو 338 بنا کر بھی جیت نہ سکے

Posted 1 year ago on 03 Mar 2011 19:47 #
dell
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Khan_Sahib

HAHAHAHAHAAH

WAH WAH kya baat hai.. Kamal ker diya app nay tou...

Ab yeh sher hamesha indian ki **** jalanay kay liye istamal hoga!!

Posted 1 year ago on 03 Mar 2011 20:30 #
singh isking
Member

@khan sahib
Hum ne to har match main 300 banyee mar mar k laapa
kuch besharm canada k samne 200 bhi nahin tappa

Posted 1 year ago on 03 Mar 2011 22:12 #
dell
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Asi tey 184 bana ka vi chuk lay phatay
per 300 bana kay vi thadi kismet ich aye sirf tudday

Posted 1 year ago on 03 Mar 2011 22:55 #