I am NOT kidding....
FBI Director Sheepishly Admits Agency Hasn't Solved Single Crime In 10 Years
This thing is hilarious, really! Spending $7.9 Billion a year, he say: "Honestly, I don't even associate the words 'FBI' and 'solving crimes' in my mind, really," Mueller added.
(So of course he is asking for an increase in FBI's budget to $8.3 billion)
And look at the excuse: Mueller says the agency has been "busy with a lot of other stuff" during the 10-year span"
And what could that "other stuff" be??? Well, hope this helps:
FBI Agents Making Sex Tapes, Paying Strippers And Leaking National Secrets
FBI Agent Kills Another Teen While Drunk Driving
FBI said to have committed 40,000 violations of privacy laws since 2001