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Gather All resources b4 working on any project--GUPSHUP

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  1. LetsDoIt
    Member

    A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.

    A tall lady answered the door.

    Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

    "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s***!", exclaimed the eager salesman.

    Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that", asked the lady.

    The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

    "We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

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    MORAL: Gather All resources b4 working on any project...

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 14:29 #

  2. LetsDoIt
    Member

    Do you think our Govt. gather all resources before starting the operation.

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 14:30 #

  3. mulla1
    blocked

    LetsdoIt:

    I have gathered a lot of circumstantial evidence that this so called "operation" is a fake operation and is done to collect money.....soon similar "operation" will be extended to FATA areas to collect more money, Army needed funds and they are getting it this way.

    By creating a man made disaster situation, our media is helping the Army in doing this.

    I have also proof that this is done to gather funds plus divert attention from our Nuclear issue, I am hearing very very weak voices yet about a 150 billion gold deposit to be paid to 9 army generals and zardari sab in the next 4 years.

    So the more chaotic this is the better funds will be generated!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 15:36 #

  4. rafi
    Member

    Mulla
    You said Billion, are you sure? Or it is typo between Million and Billion. One fifty billion is little over existing debts of Paksitan.

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 16:11 #

  5. LetsDoIt
    Member

    Mulla

    What about IDPs? are they also a part of conspiracy? why they have left their homes if its fake?

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 16:25 #

  6. mulla1
    blocked

    Rafi sab:

    The figure quoted to me by an independent source is 150 Billion dollars of Gold bullion to be deposited at the current market price into the bank accounts of 9 Generals and Zardari sab.

    This is a personal deposit for these generals, not to Pak Govt exchequer accounts...

    The figure is actually not important, its the "selling" of oneself which makes it a matter...

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 16:30 #

  7. mulla1
    blocked

    Letsdoit:

    The IDP's are real, unfortunately the pain "created" is real. The operation is fake but the aftermath and the human disaster condition is real as this is what is meant to gather funds for from all over...

    Please call or ask the IDP's who destroyed your houses and what amount of destruction was carried out in the times of curfew.

    Ask them independetly to tell you the reality of operation. Even a big looser like Kashif Abbasi identified some loop holes, I myself saw on Hamid meer's program that he shifted camera away rapidly from pathans who said, they are doing fine...and have no issues, and kept focusing on those who were saying we have nothing we have nothing, helping out army to make it obvious that see we have screwed ourselves for you , so now give me money!

    the suffering is real! IDP's thats why the IDP's were not allowed to take anything from their homes and were given two hours to run! so that the more empty handed they are the more funds will be granted!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 16:33 #

  8. rafi
    Member

    Well, I do understand that everybody is for sale. But with such a huge amount? Some myth which I am sure you know. It is called curse of money, you probably read lots of stories and watched movies in diiferent languages about implication and event surrounding huge windfall income. End is usually very tragic, you can understand that it is my wishfull thinking too.

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 16:45 #

  9. mulla1
    blocked

    ofcourse i understand but to be honest, the hunger of our elders is more than these 150 billion gold deposits!

    The nation who can sell their prophets shoes for DNA sampling for 6 caror rupees can sell anything...

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 16:55 #

  10. NNL
    member

    The nation who can sell their prophets shoes for DNA sampling for 6 caror rupees can sell anything...

    Mulla!

    Walahi they did that ?
    When, where

    Please do tell.

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 18:56 #

  11. mobixone
    Member

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    Posted 2 years ago on 26 May 2009 19:36 #

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