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Hilarious comments on PTI website

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  1. daani
    Member

    PTI guys are giving hilarious comments on insaf.pk forum . I am sure some of these guys are commenting here as well.
    They are concerned that nawaz sharif will again steal their ' kambal'.

    http://insaf.pk/Forum/tabid/53/forumid/1/tpage/1/view/topic/postid/107621/Default.aspx#107693

    Posted 1 year ago on 16 May 2011 19:26 #
  2. xero
    Member

    so what is so hilarious there .what has been said there is absolutely true.our media is once again neglecting what Ik has said earlier then that of NS.shame on u media.and don't worry nawaz shareef isn't going to bring any change in his real policy/agenda.

    Posted 1 year ago on 16 May 2011 20:13 #
  3. Anonymous

    They are our young guns, they have an eye on every development.

    But they'll learn sooner than later. chalay huay kartoos koi ghabranay wala item nai hotay.

    Posted 1 year ago on 16 May 2011 20:41 #
  4. insaftak
    Member

    Transparency.

    With PTI you get what You see and PTI isn't afraid of what people think of what PTI members are thinking at any point.

    Posted 1 year ago on 16 May 2011 21:27 #
  5. Anwer Kamal
    Member

    You are talking about chalay hooay kartoos.
    You are right.
    But what about 'Nakarah Kartoos"
    پھول تو دو دن بہار جانفزا دکھلا گئے
    حسرت ان غنچوں پر ہے جو بن کھلے مر جھا گئے

    Posted 1 year ago on 16 May 2011 21:31 #
  6. HAQKIAWAZ
    Member

    Anwer Kamal
    حسرت ان غنچوں پر ہے جو بن کھلے مر جھا گئے

    Well said.
    Since last 15 years dreaming to become P.M = One seat from Mianwali

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 1:16 #
  7. HAQKIAWAZ
    Member

    Some interesting comments by Pti fans on

    http://insaf.pk/Forum/tabid/53/forumid/1/tpage/1/view/topic/postid/107621

    1-I am sure Nawaz will hijack all our efforts and what's disturbing is that this won't be the first time!!
    2- Our Stand is still not clear. Are we supporting Army and ISI? NS popularity graph rised after his statement of judicial inquiry.
    3- There is a void in Sindh in terms of political leadership because Sindhis are feeling un easy about PPP's open collaboration with GHQ, Zardari hijacking the party and dismal performance of PPP in the elections. Nawaz will try to fill in that void and we would be left licking our wounds come next elections!!

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 1:28 #
  8. Hilarious and laughable comments on PTI Insaf Forum can be a good collection for writing a funny book. I cannot stop laughing whenever I read them. LoL

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 1:40 #
  9. i didn't find anything hilarious there.
    every party has a website.
    which has been visited by die hard fans and they wrote emotional comments in favor of their respective parties,which are always far off from reality.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 5:50 #
  10. drgulkhan
    Member

    PTI website is the only political party wbesite where members can have their say on the discussion forums.
    Questions raised are also answered by party leadership.

    http://www.insaf.pk

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 8:02 #
  11. salaudin
    Member

    The fact that you made a thread out of it is laughable.
    They are discussing every single possible move by any opponent, what is so laughable ??

    OHH I GET IT....what would a blind follower, of corrupt ruling elite, know about 'strategy' !!!

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 8:22 #
  12. Nawaz and Zardari fans also do *hilarious* comments on PKP as well. Commentators does not prove anything.

    http://www.quotesandpoem.com/quotes/listquotes/author/asif-ali-zardari
    http://thinkexist.com/quotes/ali_zardari/
    http://www.quotesandpoem.com/quotes/listquotes/author/nawaz-sharif

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 8:27 #
  13. siddiqi73
    Member

    @salahudin,

    Dil pay mut lay yaar!! The most laughable and ridiculous threads posted on pkpolitics are usually the work of some fan club member or another.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 8:42 #
  14. salaudin
    Member

    @siddiqi73

    OHH I GET IT....what would a blind follower, of corrupt ruling elite, know about 'strategy' !!!

    This applies to you too ;)
    wasay, dil par to aap nay lay li THI jab Mr.Bean kaha tha aapkay ladlay ko... :)

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 8:52 #
  15. siddiqi73
    Member

    @salaudin,

    Jub hi aap kee tub say boltee bund kar dee mein nay! BTW, I ain't a blind follower but a realist.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 9:19 #
  16. scandinavian
    Member

    @Siddiqi73

    " I ain't a blind follower but a realist."

    Aaahhh. The famous trust on "ground realities"?
    As long as people like you continue to believe too much on "ground realities" we will NEVER get out of the quagmire!

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 9:29 #
  17. siddiqi73
    Member

    You take the lead in pulling us out of this quagmire and I'll blindly follow you!!

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 9:43 #
  18. intelligentpakistani
    Member

    Kamran Khan's show yesterday was an eye opener for naive PTI fans and IK.After seeing the program Ive no doubt there is only 1 politician in Pakistan thats Zardari.
    http://pkpolitics.com/2011/05/16/aaj-kamran-khan-kay-saath-16-may-2011/
    Kamran Khan proved how Zardari cunningly has formed such a big electoral political alliance with all parties in every part of the country. And the most important thing, has devoloped so cordial and working relations with establishment. They would not find a better stooge than Zardari and his only threat is only from NS. To keep this puppet in the government they are using IK to dent NS chances. IK is Day Dreaming and assuming they want him to be PM. I think Establishment will never accept IK for his unpredictable behaviour. Wake up before its too late.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 10:02 #
  19. salaudin
    Member

    @siddiqi73
    bhai, uth jao...kun din men khawab daikh rahay hoo. Is it one of the many things on your 'wish list' ??

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 10:58 #
  20. siddiqi73
    Member

    @salaudin,

    Bhaiya, mein nay tu kafi ursa pahlay din mein kahwab dekhna bund kar diya thay.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 11:01 #
  21. Just_one
    Member

    Legtimate suspicion shown by PTI supporters.

    Any person who follows the news in Pakistan would know that NS and PMLN are using their "contacts" in the media to create a balloon full of hot air. Although it is expected, and many PTI supporters, being new to politics, find it very odd. But this is the name of the game in the decades old corrupted system of the country.

    You can't expect change from one of the most corrupt parties of Pakistan, trying to be a saint now after decades of corruption and mismanagement. It had been there two times and deliver nothing. Why should we believe anything has changed now?

    I hope the upcoming dharna of PTI will again put things in their right perspective and will blow the hot air balloon of PMLN. The people will once again see who is walking the walk besides talking the talk.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:22 #
  22. Comments from Fan club members on Insaf Forum are especially hilarious before, during and after losing a by election. They are soooo funny one cannot stop laughing. However, credit goes to Fan club members for providing humour and something to laugh.

    Well Done Fan Club, keep it up.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:34 #
  23. Just_one
    Member

    @intelligentpakistani

    A corrupt person can never take on the establishment. The establishment will open up his corruption cases and will send him packing. The establishment knows all about the illegal accounts of the corrupt politicans outside the country and so on.

    And more so, how do you rebel effectively against the hands that have fed you? Nawas Sharif was fed, pampered and propped up by the establishment to become a "leader." How can he possibly look into the eyes of the establishment and rebel against them?

    Secondly, what about the inherent question mark regarding the character of a leader who worked as an ISI and establishment's agent against other political parties at some stage of his political life? This is what Nawas Sharif has done during the start of his political career, and continued doing so until he was himself bitten by the army.

    You assume that army is the only corrupt institution of the country (whether it is corrupt like politicians is actually debatable) that needs cure, and that NS' self-serving vindictive remarks against the army mean anything. NOT SO.

    We believe that among the major culprits who have brought Pakistan to this stage, the corrupt and incompetent politicians of Pakistan, which include Zardari and Nawas Sharif, are easily among the toppers.

    Voting for Imran Khan not only solves the above problem, but knowing the man, we can safely assume that he will be the last person to bow down to establishment's illegal demands.

    Thus he is the only viable option left for any patriotic Pakistani to vote for, regardless of petty political games of thugs like Zardari and personal issues of NS.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:36 #
  24. aftab arif
    Member

    @ Sweettruth

    I think one person is more funnier then all fan club put together when he is ranting and raving like a lunatic from thousands of miles away:)

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:39 #
  25. siddiqi73
    Member

    @just_one,

    Bro, see you on election day. Hope y'all find organic candidates to contest election and not the rejects of other political parties. Hope Dharna Khan sweeps the elections across each and every district of Pakistan and not just one single rural dust bowl of Mianwali.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:41 #
  26. siddiqi73
    Member

    @sweettruth,

    One should just visit the insaf forum and end up writing a whole book titled "Billi Kay Khawab Mein Chichray."

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:43 #
  27. My my, glossary keeps increasing, latest additions (by coiner):

    Dharna Khan (siddiqi73)
    Test Tube Khan (Adonis)
    GHQ Khan (Adonis)

    Others I heard are Insaf Khan, Inqalab Khan, Failure Khan, CJ Khan, Prediction Khan, Mid-term Khan.

    Personally I liked Anwar Kamal's Tanqeed Khan the best.

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 14:56 #
  28. @siddiqi73

    No doubt, comments are hilarious on their website and can be used to write a humour book. May be good title could be "Fan Club Collection"

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 15:19 #
  29. toamin
    member

    Kamran Khan proved how Zardari cunningly has formed such a big electoral political alliance with all parties in every part of the country.

    مکڑی کا جالا نہایت پیچیدہ، نفیس اور مضبوط لگتا ہے

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 15:58 #
  30. Anwer Kamal
    Member

    مکڑی کا جالا نہایت پیچیدہ، نفیس اور مضبوط لگتا ہے
    Magar hota nahin
    Aur Pani Ka Bulbalh

    پانی کا بلبلہ ؟

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 17:01 #
  31. toamin
    member

    پانی کے بلبلے میں بڑی طاقت ہوتی ہے جی، بھاپ کا انجن پانی کے ابلے ہوے بلبلوں سے ہی چلتا ہے

    Posted 1 year ago on 17 May 2011 17:43 #
  32. sasherwani
    Members

    Agree the comments are funny..but the party doesnt ONLY attract intellgencia. It attracts people of all IQ levels and all ages though mostly are young. Are you trying to tell me that other forums will not have 'any' hilarious material? You are kidding yourself :)

    I still think these comments are less funny than occasionally made by Nawaz, Zardari and especially Altaf Hussain :)

    Posted 1 year ago on 18 May 2011 8:30 #
  33. toamin
    member

    @Anwer Kamal -Free Admission for you :)

    Posted 1 year ago on 18 May 2011 13:04 #
  34. aftab arif
    Member

    "Special Lecture for wife killing" hahaha

    Posted 1 year ago on 18 May 2011 14:54 #
  35. I am considering writing a humour book from comments made by Fan Club members on Insaf Forum.

    They are super-duper hilarious!!!

    Posted 1 year ago on 18 May 2011 15:22 #
  36. drgulkhan
    Member

    Sweettruth..You are welcome to write a book...plz write also a book on hilarious speaches of Altaf bhai...wil be bestseller...

    oye jagirdaro...zardari jee aap nahin

    http://www.insaf.pk

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 11:15 #
  37. siddiqi73
    Member

    Just don't understand why the fan club is so insecure about themselves. Guys, y'all need to take a chill pill.

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 11:21 #
  38. salaudin
    Member

    oye jagirdaro...zardari jee aap nahin

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz...rightly said

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 11:53 #
  39. siddiqi73
    Member

    @salaudin,

    Boori baat.....Dharna Khan kay new ally kay baray mein aisee gundi baatein nahi karo....

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 12:03 #
  40. salaudin
    Member

    @siddiqi73
    Ally to NOONers ka ha...pichlay 3 saloon say...

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 12:10 #
  41. siddiqi73
    Member

    @salaudin,

    Nahi bahi....you got NOONers wrong there.....hum nay Crown Court mein case kar kay aur phir us case say peechay hut kar thook kar nahee chatta....yeh kaam sirf aur sirf Dharna Khan ka hai.

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 12:13 #
  42. shriq
    Member

    http://pkpolitics.com/discuss/topic/hilarious-comments-on-pti-website#post-238790

    Thank you for visiting PTI website!

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 18:46 #
  43. Just_one
    Member

    During this week, interviews of Imran Khan on three different channels and the dharna, a nice lighthearted chitrol of Kh Asif at the hands of none but Khan himself, have again taken the air out of PMLN's hot air balloon.

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 22:01 #
  44. nsdap
    Member

    Itnee garmee mein dharna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Garmee mein yeh bhai KHARAB HO JAEN GAY.

    Posted 1 year ago on 20 May 2011 23:06 #
  45. salaudin
    Member

    @just_one
    They have no idea what to say and what to do...lolzzz

    Posted 1 year ago on 21 May 2011 8:31 #
  46. siddiqi73
    Member

    On the contrary, Khawaja Asif reminded Dharna Khan about his "level." So guys, please give it a rest as to who did whose chitrol. Anyways, I'm actually against giving chitrol to a bay-zarar aadmi. Coming back to Dharna, ask Dharna Khan to keep plenty of bottled water with, its hotter than heck in Karachi. May you guys end up gathering a couple of hundred people, ameen!

    Posted 1 year ago on 21 May 2011 8:34 #
  47. banjarbayabaan
    Members

    بے چارے نوں لگے چاروں شانے چت ہونے کے بعد بد حواسی میں کچھ بھی کر سکتے ہیں . میاں صاحب کی ٹکٹ کروا کے باہر بھیج دوتاکہ دل کے دو چار آپریشن اور کروا لے.

    Posted 1 year ago on 21 May 2011 8:44 #
  48. salaudin
    Member

    @siddiqi73
    doosri wali thread say kun bhag gaye hoo ???
    jamhooriyat ki batain kartayh an aur jamhooriyat ki alif-bay nahi pata.....
    kisi nay sahi kaha ha ...Munafiq League (Napaak)

    Posted 1 year ago on 21 May 2011 9:45 #
  49. Adonis
    Member


    Posted 1 year ago on 21 May 2011 11:42 #
  50. pirbodla
    Member

    Raja Bojh, ya Ganjo Talli?

    Raiwind Ka Badshah Ki Boli Bisri Yadan Mulaheza Fermaiay:

    Zalimoo, Agar bottled-water Nahien Thaa, Tu Bichay Ko Attock Dirya Kaa Paani he Pila Datay.
    Mush Naa Nawaz kay Chakay Chorah Deeyay - Magar Sharam Tum Koo Phirbee Nahien Aatee.

    Posted 1 year ago on 21 May 2011 11:49 #

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