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How the world works lately...

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  1. baharbegum
    Member

    If a man cuts his finger off while
    Slicing salami at work,He blames the restaurant

    If you smoke three packs a day
    For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
    Your family blames the
    Tobacco company.

    If your grandchildren are
    Brats without manners,
    You blame television.

    And if a crazed person breaks
    Into the cockpit and
    Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
    And the passengers kill him instead,
    The mother of the crazed deceased
    Blames the airline.

    I must have lived too long to
    Understand the world
    As it is anymore.
    So, if I die while my
    OLD WRINKLED face Is parked in front of this computer,
    I want all of you to
    Blame Bill Gates

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 20:07 #

  2. azeemahmed
    Member

    Such sense of humor from a 'Begum'. Amazing!

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 20:31 #

  3. baharbegum
    Member

    Bahar musbat soch rakhti hai
    Therefore I will take your comment as a compliment :)

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 20:37 #

  4. haider3
    member

    That was simply exquisite! We're all gearing up to start a case against Bill Gates. But, BB, even though that would give us great joy, we'd rather you, wrinkled face or no wrinkled face, clung on to life for a bit longer.

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 20:40 #

  5. bsobaid
    Member

    bahar se yaad aaya

    rang paraahunn kaa khushboo zulf lehranay kaa naam
    mousam-e-gul hai teray baam pay aanay kaa naam

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 20:43 #

  6. LifeH2O
    Member

    I did not like the crap that you have written above.

    Moderator is responsible who allowed me write above nonsense :)

    What was the source of above 'free poem'

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 20:49 #

  7. baharbegum
    Member

    The crap is posted in "Fun and Humor" section; Relax H2O, Don't take it so seriously :)
    However for those with desi taste buds only, I will soon post a desi version customized for the Pkp forum inshaAllah ...

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:04 #

  8. baharbegum
    Member

    LOL, Mirza Sahib, Bahar tou "evergreen" hai .... bhala bahar ko bhee kabhi burhapa aaya hai ...Bahar knows no wrinkles... woh tou bus compliments akathay karnay ka ek bahana hai ;-)

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:08 #

  9. LifeH2O
    Member

    @Bahar Begum, above was just a joke as i cleared in second line. I did like the poem.

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:11 #

  10. azeemahmed
    Member

    @Bahar Beguam: That was certainly a compliment. Begums are not usually known for their refined sense of humor.

    @MG: Your 'BB' has worlds of meaning in it!

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:11 #

  11. baharbegum
    Member

    @azeemahmed
    Durust farmaya aap nay, Begam Begham nahin hoti na iss liye :)

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:16 #

  12. baharbegum
    Member

    @LifeH2O

    The source was a friend who shared this through email; I had to delete the first part of the poem as wasn't so sure if it's appropriate to share on the forum.

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:22 #

  13. expakistani
    Member

    EZ way out....Blame on Begums for mess....

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:34 #

  14. azeemahmed
    Member

    @Bahar Begum,

    Ji Haan, Begum na khud beghum hoti hai na kisi ko beghum rehnay deti hai.

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:49 #

  15. bsobaid
    Member

    no offence, but dont get hung up on user IDs on blog websites:

    http://pkpolitics.com/discuss/topic/2-number-blogger

    Posted 11 months ago on 13 Jun 2011 21:53 #

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