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  1. rhyme
    Members

    Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?

    Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 14:06 #

  2. rhyme
    Members

    ‎1 Garib Larkay ki shadi ho rahi thi...

    Pandit: Kaho mai apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hu....

    Peeche se awaz aayi- "Lo bhai Becharay ki cycle bhi gayi"

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 14:08 #

  3. KHAN_Sahib
    Member

    Why did Nawaz Shareef decide to have only 4 kids?

    Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 16:06 #

  4. KHAN_Sahib
    Member

    Zardari goes to Delhi for a meeting with Manmohan Singh. After dinner, Singh says to Zardari: "Well Asif, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Zardari "Oh well, it's simple", says singh. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".

    He calls Krishna, his foreign secretary over and asks him "Tell me Krishna, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Krishna, "it is me!" "Well done Krishna", says Manmohan Singh and Zardari is very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet.
    He calls in Rehman Malik and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know tomorrow? ". "Of course", says Zardari, "You've got 24 hours."

    He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer. Twenty hours later, Rehman Malik first thought to blame the "Talibaan" or Foreign Hand....... Being not 100% sure and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Obama, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls obama. "Mr. President", he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says Obama, "It's me!"

    "Wonderful!" says Rehman Malik and hangs up. Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings Zardari. "Sir, I've got the answer!".

    "What is it?"

    "It's Obama".

    "No, you idiot", says Zardari, "It's Krishna".

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 16:22 #

  5. KHAN_Sahib
    Member

    Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
    Student: I don't know.
    Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
    Student: They r called Germs.

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 16:27 #

  6. EasyGo
    Member

    اور خان صاحب
    زرداری کی یہ تصویر بھی شائد اسی لطیفے کے وقت بنی تھی

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 16:33 #

  7. Bawa
    Member

    KHAN_Sahab said:
    Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
    Student: I don't know.
    Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
    Student: They r called Germs.

    خان صاحب ! اس لطیفے پر ہنسنا ہے یا رونا ہے؟

    :)

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 16:51 #

  8. Bawa
    Member

    EasyGo said:
    زرداری کی یہ تصویر بھی شائد اسی لطیفے کے وقت بنی تھی

    آپ اب تک کوڑھیوں سے کیسے بچے ہوئے ہیں؟

    Posted 5 months ago on 02 Dec 2011 16:55 #

  9. EasyGo
    Member

    باوا جی
    یہ جوکس کارنر میں ہے
    دوسرے زرداری کے بارے میں اکثر پی پی پی والے بھی ایسا ہی سوچتے ہیں
    ویسےفیس بک پر یہ تصویر ایک پی پی پی کے دوست نے ہی شیئر کی تھی

    Posted 5 months ago on 03 Dec 2011 6:29 #

  10. EasyGo
    Member

    Posted 5 months ago on 03 Dec 2011 10:11 #

  11. aftab arif
    Member

    LOLZ!!!

    Posted 5 months ago on 04 Dec 2011 12:45 #

  12. rhyme
    Members

    lol@above video

    Posted 5 months ago on 05 Dec 2011 14:06 #

  13. scandinavian
    Member

    Amli pajama and a noon-goon.............lol.

    Posted 5 months ago on 05 Dec 2011 14:11 #

  14. rhyme
    Members

    Beemar IT wale sey uski Wife boli:Kissi Janwaro Key Doctor Ko Dikhao Tabhi Aap Theek Hogey.

    Husband bola - Woh kyon ?

    Wife: Kyon Key Roz Subah App

    Murgey ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho

    Ghoray ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho

    Gadhey ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho

    Lomrri ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho

    Bandar ki tarah boss ke isharey par nachte ho

    Ghar aakar family per Dog ki tarah bhonkte ho

    Aur Phir

    Bhainse ki tarah so jate ho

    "Insaano Ka Doctor Tumhe Kya Khakh Thik Kar Payega"

    Posted 5 months ago on 05 Dec 2011 14:20 #

  15. EasyGo
    Member

    Posted 5 months ago on 05 Dec 2011 18:18 #

  16. EasyGo
    Member

    Posted 5 months ago on 06 Dec 2011 18:51 #

  17. aftab arif
    Member

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EuWvXfhk5AI#!

    Posted 5 months ago on 06 Dec 2011 18:54 #

  18. LifeH2O
    Member

    Posted 5 months ago on 08 Dec 2011 4:22 #

  19. EasyGo
    Member

    No guarantees :)

    Posted 5 months ago on 13 Dec 2011 11:59 #

  20. scandinavian
    Member

    Listen to **** League and Piplya intellectuals ;)

    Posted 5 months ago on 14 Dec 2011 21:34 #

  21. sandman
    Member

    Q. Why don't people like to play the board game monopoly with Nawaz Sharif?

    A. Because everytime he lands on the "Go to Jail" square, he packs his bags and flies off to Jeddah.

    A. Nawaz insists the game starts with 4 of his houses on the park lane square

    Posted 5 months ago on 16 Dec 2011 9:01 #

  22. pak1stani
    Blocked

    Posted 5 months ago on 16 Dec 2011 13:01 #

  23. EasyGo
    Member

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=232781920128817&set=a.228398687233807.55566.224975130909496&type=1&ref=nf

    Posted 5 months ago on 16 Dec 2011 18:09 #

  24. EasyGo
    Member

    Posted 4 months ago on 03 Jan 2012 21:22 #

  25. aftab arif
    Member

    http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224254_145400808862072_116284148440405_282581_8287860_n.jpg

    Posted 4 months ago on 03 Jan 2012 23:26 #

  26. zingaro
    Member

    Ek aadmi ne add dekha,

    "PURANA mobile DO AUR NEW mObilE LO"

    Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!

    "CHAL YE PURANA mobile DE AUR JA KR NEW mobile Ley...

    Posted 4 months ago on 15 Jan 2012 8:09 #

  27. EasyGo
    Member


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    Posted 4 months ago on 17 Jan 2012 8:52 #

  28. zingaro
    Member

    A very beautiful girl goes to skin specialist and says:

    Girl: Doctor Sahib main apni skin ki hifazat kay liay raat ko kia lagaya karoon ?

    Doctor: Ander say kundi

    :)

    Posted 4 months ago on 17 Jan 2012 13:55 #

  29. iamsowise
    Commenter

    Azan tu azan hay chahay Asar ki ho ya Maghrab ki hoo..lolz

    Posted 3 months ago on 27 Jan 2012 7:56 #

  30. xero
    Member

    Posted 3 months ago on 30 Jan 2012 13:27 #

  31. EasyGo
    Member

    discuss

    Posted 3 months ago on 17 Feb 2012 19:14 #

  32. EasyGo
    Member

    Car Keys
    ========

    The older I get, the better I was.

    Several days ago as I left a meeting at our temple, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys.
    They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

    Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically,
    I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

    I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
    Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered.
    I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

    There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. "Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"
    Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

    Yep it's getting like that. The golden years.

    Posted 2 months ago on 04 Mar 2012 11:29 #

  33. zingaro
    Member

    lolssss good one EasyGo

    Posted 2 months ago on 04 Mar 2012 16:09 #

  34. rollcall
    Member

    Child: Dad, can I ask you a question?

    Dad: you just did

    Child: Can I ask you another one?

    Dad: YOU JUST DID

    EPICFAIL

    Posted 2 months ago on 04 Mar 2012 19:15 #

  35. EasyGo
    Member

    Attitude....
    =======

    A BOY proposed her,
    .
    .
    She replied;
    .
    .
    I'm not accepting your proposal
    but i salute your choice

    Posted 1 month ago on 05 Apr 2012 8:57 #

  36. EasyGo
    Member

    Posted 1 month ago on 14 Apr 2012 12:06 #

  37. iamsowise
    Commenter

    When demand of "Friendship" goes wrong. "Nari Shakti".:)

    Posted 1 month ago on 16 Apr 2012 13:03 #

  38. rasheed
    Member

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic

    Posted 1 month ago on 16 Apr 2012 19:32 #

  39. kjat
    Member

    @eaygo...the dubai one i hilarious ...i was in the mideast ofr a few months and nothing can tell more about it correctly..but this version is only true for the White skin not people like us...

    Posted 1 month ago on 17 Apr 2012 5:25 #

  40. EasyGo
    Member

    Posted 1 month ago on 22 Apr 2012 19:11 #

  41. ajhons
    Member

    EasyGo
    Bhai Ji, aap ka zouq intahi umda hay.Kafi arsay kay baad apki post ki sorat main accha mazah parhany ku milta hay.
    Jeetay rahiyeah

    Posted 1 month ago on 23 Apr 2012 8:16 #

  42. EasyGo
    Member

    اجہونس بھائی
    بہت شکریہ آپ ہمیشہ دل بڑھا دیتے ہیں
    امید ہے آپ خیریت سے ہونگے اور
    مصروفیت سے نجات پر پھر سے اپنے خیالات سے نوازیں گے
    الله تعالیٰ آپکو بھی خوش رکھے

    Posted 1 month ago on 23 Apr 2012 13:43 #

  43. bsobaid
    Member

    Easy bhai, that was sooo mazaqiaa!!
    even very rich people go nuts for shadi khana even though they eat the same food everyday.

    Posted 1 month ago on 24 Apr 2012 16:04 #

  44. ajhons
    Member

    (Note:PTI kay bhayoun say mazrat kay sath.Joke ku joke hi somjhay ga )

    1 Boy Or 1 Girl Hotel K Room Me Bethy Thy
    Girl: Tum Larke Ho Or Me Larki
    Boy: To?
    Girl: Tum B Akele Ho Or Me B
    Boy: To Phir?
    Girl: Me B Haseen Hun Or Tum B Jawan
    Boy: To
    Girl: Tumhara Khoon B Garm Hy Or Mera B
    Boy: O Ho Aage Bolo
    Girl: Tumhari B Kuch Khuwahish Hy Or Mery Bhe
    Boy: To Phir
    Girl: Tum Bhe Educated Ho Or Me Bi
    Boy: To
    Girl :To Aao Tehrik E Insaf Ma Shaml Ho Kr Pakistan Bachain

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:12 #

  45. ajhons
    Member

    Sharif itne thy K Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay..........

    Magar is be'dard "KESC."ne to Veena Malik bana diya hum ko

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:15 #

  46. ajhons
    Member

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:19 #

  47. asif65
    Member

    ajhons،

    معضرت خالی بھاہیوں سے کیوں؟

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:30 #

  48. ajhons
    Member

    kyun kay PKP ka mahaz bahion kay supurd hi hay.Aur dosri baat behnon kay hamlay bardashad karnay ki himmat hay bahoin kay hamlay nahi

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:39 #

  49. ajhons
    Member

    " "

    Koi bhai batain gay kay is command line main kia error hay jis ki wajah say picture post nahi ho pa rahi

    Suhkriya

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:44 #

  50. ajhons
    Member

    ( )

    Posted 1 month ago on 25 Apr 2012 7:46 #

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