2 Friends Talking 1980
A= yar ye light kab jati hai
B= Pata nai shaid saal main ik bar
1990
A= Yar ye lite Q jati hai?
B= Pata nai shaid transformer badalte hain
2009
A= yar ye lite kab aye gi?
B= Jab humare alaqe ki jaye gi tab tumare alaqe ki aye gi
2014
A= Yar ye lite aye gi aj?
B= Nahi aaj Lahore main hai Gujranwala ki bari kal hai
2020
A= Suna hai purane waqton main lite hua karti thi?
B= So ja ye lite wite kuch nai hoti sab tera waham hai
Different Reactions on Load Shedding...
Islamabad:
****! what the hell!
Karachi:
abey kya zalalat hai bhai?
Nawab shah:
aray baba saayin dadu sutho gayo.
Faisalabad:
O gai Aaa.
Peshawar:
oh wapda kya kerti hai khocha?
Lahore:
lau fair mout pay gai kambakhtan nu!
Allama Iqbal aur WAPDA main aik cheez c0mm0n hay!......
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pata ha! kya????
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d0n0 ka aik hi missi0n hay:
"S0i HUe QUAM K0 JAGANA"
G 0 WAPDA G 0
Lady to Doctor on Phone:Meray bache ko Current laga hai, mein kya karun??
Doctor: Pehle aap do nafal shukrane ke ada karein ke aap ki taraf light aa rahi hai.
Pyare Pakistan ki pyari batien.....
Lite aanay wali hay lite jaanay wali hay.
Lite aa gai hay Lite Chali gai hay.
Lite kab aye gi lite kab jaye gi.
Pyare Pakistan Ki pyari batien.......
Dear Customer.....................
Wapda laya ab new pakeg 5 ka 55.
Yani 5mint light k istemal k bad 55 mint lodshding free,
yeh offer sari zindagi k liye hai sirf pakistani awam k liye......
................ WAPDA TUM HI TO HO.........
'Load Shedding K Fawaaid:
1-Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
2-Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
3-Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
4-TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
5-Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat
(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
zia m
Member
It is a conspiracy by Americans and Jews!
@ziam
that was a joke right? lol
shriq
Member
rhyme, you have written a thesis (funny one) on loadshedding! It has become a part of our life, lifestyle.
I was wondering if other countries have this problem! One of my colleague just returnded from India! She was complaining about 1)hectic schdule, 2)hot weather, and 3)power outages!
They also have the problem! These third world developing countries!
shriq
Member
expakistani
Member
acha hey garmi main light nhi hogi to kabar ( grave) or dozakh (hell) ke azabon ko yaad kara jaey ga....
@Rhy Me ,
good jokes on load shedding Rhy me .
i was about to close the thread as we already have a thread on load shedding .
but by going through it ,i came to know that u have collected some interesting jokes on load shedding .
so i am keeping it as it is in Fun & humor section.
inviting all to participate and feel a bit LIGHT .:)
Karachi aur usskay Muzafat mein load shedding ka waqat ho gaya hay ...
dosray shahraon kay rehnay waly afrad apnay muqami auqat kay mutabiq load shedding wasool karein...
shukriya ...:):):)
Thanks Beenai...
Every Pakistani's life itself has become a Joke with this excessive loadshedding everyday lol...will be sharing more jokes on this crises when find one!
WAPDA ka kehna ha k awam ko sirf April main he load shedding ke takleef bardasht krni paray ge
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kyon key us key baad phir addaat pur jaey gee....
Duniya ki woh konsi Company hai jo Duaon pe nahi balke bad'duao pe chal rahi hai?
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G Han.
Aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya.
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Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai.
Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz...
Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay....
App ka saal kesa guzre ga?
SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia
Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.
Year 2050:
Karachi National Museum of History & Science
Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.
Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.
Story of 21st century:
Once upon a time there was a Country which had Nuclear Power BUT did not have electricity.
Moral:hehehehehehe!
Arz kya hai:
Irshad Irshad...
Zameen se Uthi Falak pe Chha gai.
Wah Wah Wah.
Zameen se Uthi Falak pe Chha gai.
Oye Ghar Bhago Light Aagai.
* Lakeeren *
Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin
Aur
Phir Hans k Kaha.
Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.
Siwaye....
BIJLI Kay. :-)
Akbar: Anarkali! Tujhe Kya Chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?
Anaarkali: Jahanpanah Mujhe na Taj Chahiye aur na he Takht.
Bus 1 Naya Connection Chahiye.
U.P.S Ka. :-)
Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...
Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.
Ek Bachay Ne Paida Hotay He Nurse Se Pucha:
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh S h i t!
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.:(
Reporter: Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne.
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Officer: Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha :"Pappu"
Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...
1 of the most Funniest and Sshortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export Electricity!!
Zarori Elaan!
1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria
shriq
Member
This is not joke only a news item!
http://www.financialexpress.com/news/poweroutagescostindiaoverrs43-000crinfy09study/466841/
But may be relief to some متعصب Pakistanis! He he he...
@RhyMe and Shariq Bhai ,
he he he he he he he he he he he he he
@Shriq
What sorta logic it is that "Since our neighbouring country India is also going through this problem of loadshedding so we Pakistanies shouldn't take it that seriously"? :s why do we always compare our sufferings nd shortcomes with india? why dont u talk about those advancements of India in the field of IT,Science etc...if India is producing bad apples and mangoes SO you mean to say Pakistanies should also walk in their foot step nd shouldn't COMPLAIN of it at all!!! please stop copying nd competeing India...we dont have to look into their failures and successes in different fields...thats a typical pakistani mentality...lets worry about just our own problems and discuss it to how to overcome it...
You must not be liking it if anyone highlights the issues in pakistan but remember its one of the minor sins in our religion to see a wrong and not even mention it by keeping a silence over it like cowards! besides its in fun nd humor section so dont take it as a matter of life and death! :|
Newton’s 6th Law of load shedding*The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the rise in temprature.
*But*The beghairaty and besharmi of WAPDA remains constant!
shriq
Member
Sorry Madam rhyme,
Ghalti ho gayee!
Lekin aap Inidaaaa ko bhee to bolain, pehle shararat yeh karta hai. aytam bumb bhee pehle iss ne phoraa tha.... Phir main ne is ko bataya ke mere paas bhi hai...
:)
shriq
Member
PS. Your point well taken, just kidding!
Keep smiling! :)
kion larr rahay ho meray bhaiyon aur behano ...
mat laro warna light chali jaye gi.:):):)
@shriq no problem!
1 night bijli chali gae:
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir sardaroon wali baat,pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi?
Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,
DAWN News: SNGPL announces one-day-a-week of gas loadshedding
Monday, 26 Apr, 2010
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An official SNGPL notification stated that the loadshedding is set to continue in Punjab and Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa till the 31st of July. -File Photo
LAHORE: Sui Northern Gas Pipeline Limited has announced one-day a week of gas loadshedding at all the CNG stations in Punjab and Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa.
According to the SNGPL's General Manager of Transmission, an official notification in this regard has been issued and that the loadshedding is set to continue till the 31st of July.
He told DawnNews, that the decision has been taken in view of the energy conservation policy of the federal government.
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..and so it begins.
Leaders are supposed to 'lead'. They are supposed to be prepared for what's coming in the future.
I see total as well as repeated failure on part of the current people running Pakistan Govt.
shriq
Member
Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,
There is identified potential available in;
(1) Azad Kashmir
(2) Gilgit-Baltistan, and
(3) Khyber-Pakhtoonkhwa
to generate over 25,000MW of non-controversial, non-dam hydropower projects.
Reference: Post on thread: Electricity Issue in Pakistan
These are non-controversial!, non-dam! hydropower projects.
Why is Govt. of Pakistan consistently ignoring these projects for the last 5 years ?
Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,
DAWN News: One-day gas closure for CNG stations
Tuesday, 27 Apr, 2010
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Drivers waiting in queue at a CNG station in Islamabad. –AP Photo/Emilio Morenatt
ISLAMABAD: The government decided on Monday to stop gas supplies to CNG stations and industries for one day every week to increase power generation.
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..re-posting same news, with a picture this time.
Opsss i should have added the jokes on gas loadshedding too and soon on water loadshedding etc etc lol
shriq
Member
shriq
Member
بجلی نہیں دیتے نہ سہی
Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,
DAWN News: Petroleum product prices being raised
Wednesday, 28 Apr, 2010
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The price of petrol might go up to Rs75.40 per litre next month, sources said. –File Photo
ISLAMABAD: Prices of petroleum products may be raised by three to eight per cent in May because of increasing oil prices in international markets, according to sources in the Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Resources.
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..guess what commodities will become costlier when the price of oil goes up ?
lol@dat pic
theimrannasir
Member
Thank you Haris Khan for enlightening us about this issue perceptively.
"Chand or Hum"
"Dono ka aik sa mukadar"
"Wo Falak pay tanha"
"Hum zameen pay akelay"
"Wo roshni mangey suraj sey"
"OR"
"Hum WAPDA sey"
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