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Load Shedding!!!

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  1. 2 Friends Talking 1980

    A= yar ye light kab jati hai

    B= Pata nai shaid saal main ik bar

    1990
    A= Yar ye lite Q jati hai?

    B= Pata nai shaid transformer badalte hain

    2009
    A= yar ye lite kab aye gi?

    B= Jab humare alaqe ki jaye gi tab tumare alaqe ki aye gi

    2014
    A= Yar ye lite aye gi aj?

    B= Nahi aaj Lahore main hai Gujranwala ki bari kal hai

    2020
    A= Suna hai purane waqton main lite hua karti thi?

    B= So ja ye lite wite kuch nai hoti sab tera waham hai

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:44 #
  2. Different Reactions on Load Shedding...

    Islamabad:

    ****! what the hell!

    Karachi:

    abey kya zalalat hai bhai?

    Nawab shah:

    aray baba saayin dadu sutho gayo.

    Faisalabad:

    O gai Aaa.

    Peshawar:

    oh wapda kya kerti hai khocha?

    Lahore:

    lau fair mout pay gai kambakhtan nu!

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:47 #
  3. Allama Iqbal aur WAPDA main aik cheez c0mm0n hay!......
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    pata ha! kya????
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    d0n0 ka aik hi missi0n hay:

    "S0i HUe QUAM K0 JAGANA"

    G 0 WAPDA G 0

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:49 #
  4. Lady to Doctor on Phone:Meray bache ko Current laga hai, mein kya karun??

    Doctor: Pehle aap do nafal shukrane ke ada karein ke aap ki taraf light aa rahi hai.

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:50 #
  5. Pyare Pakistan ki pyari batien.....

    Lite aanay wali hay lite jaanay wali hay.

    Lite aa gai hay Lite Chali gai hay.

    Lite kab aye gi lite kab jaye gi.

    Pyare Pakistan Ki pyari batien.......

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:53 #
  6. Dear Customer.....................

    Wapda laya ab new pakeg 5 ka 55.

    Yani 5mint light k istemal k bad 55 mint lodshding free,
    yeh offer sari zindagi k liye hai sirf pakistani awam k liye......

    ................ WAPDA TUM HI TO HO.........

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:55 #
  7. 'Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

    1-Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi

    2-Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga

    3-Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving

    4-TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami

    5-Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

    (A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 14:56 #
  8. zia m
    Member

    It is a conspiracy by Americans and Jews!

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 15:02 #
  9. @ziam

    that was a joke right? lol

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 15:04 #
  10. shriq
    Member

    rhyme, you have written a thesis (funny one) on loadshedding! It has become a part of our life, lifestyle.

    I was wondering if other countries have this problem! One of my colleague just returnded from India! She was complaining about 1)hectic schdule, 2)hot weather, and 3)power outages!
    They also have the problem! These third world developing countries!

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 16:29 #
  11. shriq
    Member

    Posted 2 years ago on 17 Apr 2010 16:38 #
  12. expakistani
    Member

    acha hey garmi main light nhi hogi to kabar ( grave) or dozakh (hell) ke azabon ko yaad kara jaey ga....

    Posted 2 years ago on 18 Apr 2010 8:19 #
  13. @Rhy Me ,
    good jokes on load shedding Rhy me .
    i was about to close the thread as we already have a thread on load shedding .
    but by going through it ,i came to know that u have collected some interesting jokes on load shedding .
    so i am keeping it as it is in Fun & humor section.
    inviting all to participate and feel a bit LIGHT .:)

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Apr 2010 7:50 #
  14. Karachi aur usskay Muzafat mein load shedding ka waqat ho gaya hay ...
    dosray shahraon kay rehnay waly afrad apnay muqami auqat kay mutabiq load shedding wasool karein...
    shukriya ...:):):)

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Apr 2010 8:14 #
  15. Thanks Beenai...

    Every Pakistani's life itself has become a Joke with this excessive loadshedding everyday lol...will be sharing more jokes on this crises when find one!

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 13:56 #
  16. WAPDA ka kehna ha k awam ko sirf April main he load shedding ke takleef bardasht krni paray ge
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    kyon key us key baad phir addaat pur jaey gee....

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:09 #
  17. Duniya ki woh konsi Company hai jo Duaon pe nahi balke bad'duao pe chal rahi hai?

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    G Han.

    Aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya.

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    Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:15 #
  18. Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz...

    Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay....

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:16 #
  19. App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

    SELECT

    1-GFC Fan
    2-Millat Fan
    3-Pak Fan
    4-Royal Fan
    5-Pak Asia

    Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:16 #
  20. Year 2050:

    Karachi National Museum of History & Science

    Main Jalta hua
    "Light Bulb"
    Dekhne walon ka Rush.

    Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:17 #
  21. Story of 21st century:

    Once upon a time there was a Country which had Nuclear Power BUT did not have electricity.

    Moral:hehehehehehe!

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:18 #
  22. Arz kya hai:

    Irshad Irshad...

    Zameen se Uthi Falak pe Chha gai.

    Wah Wah Wah.

    Zameen se Uthi Falak pe Chha gai.

    Oye Ghar Bhago Light Aagai.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:21 #
  23. * Lakeeren *

    Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin

    Aur

    Phir Hans k Kaha.

    Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

    Siwaye....

    BIJLI Kay. :-)

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:22 #
  24. Akbar: Anarkali! Tujhe Kya Chahiye?
    Taaj ya Takht?

    Anaarkali: Jahanpanah Mujhe na Taj Chahiye aur na he Takht.

    Bus 1 Naya Connection Chahiye.

    U.P.S Ka. :-)

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:23 #
  25. Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...

    Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:25 #
  26. Ek Bachay Ne Paida Hotay He Nurse Se Pucha:

    LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

    Nurse: No

    Bacha Bola: Oh S h i t!

    PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.:(

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:26 #
  27. Reporter: Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding na kya karien
    Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne.
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    Officer: Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
    "Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:27 #
  28. 1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

    2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na

    1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

    2nd: Woh kese???

    1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:28 #
  29. Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
    Krna Chata Tha :"Pappu"

    Magar Load Shaiding Ki
    Waja Se Kr Na Saka...

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:29 #
  30. 1 of the most Funniest and Sshortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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    Next year Pakistan will export Electricity!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:30 #
  31. Zarori Elaan!

    1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

    1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

    Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

    Shukria

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 16:30 #
  32. shriq
    Member

    This is not joke only a news item!

    http://www.financialexpress.com/news/poweroutagescostindiaoverrs43-000crinfy09study/466841/

    But may be relief to some متعصب Pakistanis! He he he...

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 17:04 #
  33. @RhyMe and Shariq Bhai ,
    he he he he he he he he he he he he he

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Apr 2010 17:19 #
  34. @Shriq

    What sorta logic it is that "Since our neighbouring country India is also going through this problem of loadshedding so we Pakistanies shouldn't take it that seriously"? :s why do we always compare our sufferings nd shortcomes with india? why dont u talk about those advancements of India in the field of IT,Science etc...if India is producing bad apples and mangoes SO you mean to say Pakistanies should also walk in their foot step nd shouldn't COMPLAIN of it at all!!! please stop copying nd competeing India...we dont have to look into their failures and successes in different fields...thats a typical pakistani mentality...lets worry about just our own problems and discuss it to how to overcome it...

    You must not be liking it if anyone highlights the issues in pakistan but remember its one of the minor sins in our religion to see a wrong and not even mention it by keeping a silence over it like cowards! besides its in fun nd humor section so dont take it as a matter of life and death! :|

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Apr 2010 13:34 #
  35. Newton’s 6th Law of load shedding*The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the rise in temprature.

    *But*The beghairaty and besharmi of WAPDA remains constant!

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Apr 2010 13:35 #
  36. shriq
    Member

    Sorry Madam rhyme,

    Ghalti ho gayee!

    Lekin aap Inidaaaa ko bhee to bolain, pehle shararat yeh karta hai. aytam bumb bhee pehle iss ne phoraa tha.... Phir main ne is ko bataya ke mere paas bhi hai...

    :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Apr 2010 14:19 #
  37. shriq
    Member

    PS. Your point well taken, just kidding!

    Keep smiling! :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Apr 2010 14:28 #
  38. kion larr rahay ho meray bhaiyon aur behano ...
    mat laro warna light chali jaye gi.:):):)

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Apr 2010 14:44 #
  39. @shriq no problem!

    1 night bijli chali gae:

    SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

    BiWI: kar di na phir sardaroon wali baat,pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi?

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 Apr 2010 13:48 #
  40. Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,

    DAWN News: SNGPL announces one-day-a-week of gas loadshedding

    Monday, 26 Apr, 2010
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    An official SNGPL notification stated that the loadshedding is set to continue in Punjab and Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa till the 31st of July. -File Photo

    LAHORE: Sui Northern Gas Pipeline Limited has announced one-day a week of gas loadshedding at all the CNG stations in Punjab and Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa.

    According to the SNGPL's General Manager of Transmission, an official notification in this regard has been issued and that the loadshedding is set to continue till the 31st of July.

    He told DawnNews, that the decision has been taken in view of the energy conservation policy of the federal government.
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    ..and so it begins.

    Leaders are supposed to 'lead'. They are supposed to be prepared for what's coming in the future.

    I see total as well as repeated failure on part of the current people running Pakistan Govt.

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 Apr 2010 18:43 #
  41. shriq
    Member

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 Apr 2010 19:32 #
  42. Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,

    There is identified potential available in;

    (1) Azad Kashmir
    (2) Gilgit-Baltistan, and
    (3) Khyber-Pakhtoonkhwa

    to generate over 25,000MW of non-controversial, non-dam hydropower projects.

    Reference: Post on thread: Electricity Issue in Pakistan

    These are non-controversial!, non-dam! hydropower projects.

    Why is Govt. of Pakistan consistently ignoring these projects for the last 5 years ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 26 Apr 2010 20:10 #
  43. Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,

    DAWN News: One-day gas closure for CNG stations

    Tuesday, 27 Apr, 2010
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    Drivers waiting in queue at a CNG station in Islamabad. –AP Photo/Emilio Morenatt

    ISLAMABAD: The government decided on Monday to stop gas supplies to CNG stations and industries for one day every week to increase power generation.

    ..continued..
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    ..re-posting same news, with a picture this time.

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Apr 2010 5:48 #
  44. Opsss i should have added the jokes on gas loadshedding too and soon on water loadshedding etc etc lol

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Apr 2010 13:08 #
  45. shriq
    Member

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Apr 2010 17:20 #
  46. shriq
    Member

    بجلی نہیں دیتے نہ سہی

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Apr 2010 17:22 #
  47. Assalam-o-Alaikum-Warahmat-ULLAH ALL,

    DAWN News: Petroleum product prices being raised

    Wednesday, 28 Apr, 2010
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    The price of petrol might go up to Rs75.40 per litre next month, sources said. –File Photo

    ISLAMABAD: Prices of petroleum products may be raised by three to eight per cent in May because of increasing oil prices in international markets, according to sources in the Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Resources.
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    ..guess what commodities will become costlier when the price of oil goes up ?

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Apr 2010 18:51 #
  48. lol@dat pic

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Apr 2010 19:48 #
  49. theimrannasir
    Member

    Thank you Haris Khan for enlightening us about this issue perceptively.

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Apr 2010 19:50 #
  50. "Chand or Hum"

    "Dono ka aik sa mukadar"

    "Wo Falak pay tanha"

    "Hum zameen pay akelay"

    "Wo roshni mangey suraj sey"

    "OR"

    "Hum WAPDA sey"

    Posted 2 years ago on 29 Apr 2010 19:46 #

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