oh well here comes 'ME'.You would be wondering.... now what? Dont panic.I am not gonna rip you apart,im quite get-along kinda person in general life...(gosh some people are so sensitive!)
where to start? I am a typical city boy born and raised in Lahore to a punjabi mom and a Pashtun dad.Yes I am mixed,a muslim and proud of it.
I wanted to be euclidean but then I was told he wasnt treated well in his life time so changed my mind.Then I thought I would become aflatoon but when I saw his portrait, I felt,thats total gay so changed my mind.Then I thought I would become shakespear but then he was almost stoned to death i guess so not quite my style to end my life to be honest(and blame my english medium schools that brainwashed me to think to be angraiz at first place).Then I thought I should become ibn batuta.He travelled all his life like me but then he was rusted by getting a job with the king and hence got ruined so changed my mind.Then I finally wanted to be like my dad and have as many kids as he has but then I was told "just forget it" and i guess my that dream of breaking my dad's record would never come true.I am youngest of my dad's 15 kids,quite a busy guy you'd say.May God bless his soul.
I had wanted to be like lot of people in the history( I can write a whole article on that)but then I realized that the fact that cant be denied is that they all are DEAD and I am still alive!!!... so thats how I decided finally to be 'ME'.Yes meet me,I am in my late 20's but still love to act like a teenager sometimes.I regret and miss all those beautiful girls that could have been my potentail wives in Pakistan and that i could never dare to even go close to cause of traditional background that I have despite all their seductive eyes and moves that were calling for it.But I would extend a cordial thanks to all those russian,french,swedish,german and english girls without whom I would have been proven to be a compelte gay by now.They have a huge role in making me a grown up man that I am now.In the meanwhile or before that time I had started thinking about inventing something ( as my background is in maths,physics and space sciences;at master level)but in genetics engineering.I was seriously thinking about resurrecting temochen(chengaiz khan)and with the help of temochen i was about to rid the world of europeans and all those that have cause misery to this world.But then like a sign from nature,faces of all those beautiful girls that I have met in europe were brought in front of me and it was like nature was telling me "Do you really want to destroy my such master pieces?","Do you really want me to be sad?...you are a nice person...I know you cant do that" And thats what stopped me from doin it otherwise I had almost resurrected "temochen".
So despite all that I have been working as developer in IT( I know you'd say ****?..yeah thats what i said too when i first got my job in IT...lol)But dont worry I am still young and its not over yet.I want to get into business of my own though(****? you would say but i dont mind).
I guess i havent miss anything?
:)
ps.And moderator plz dont you dare to delete this comment now!!!
Posted 2 years ago on 05 Aug 2009 14:53
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