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Dear News Excuse, I am a beauty with the brains, and a lot of wealth. But my brother is a dumbo. I know that girl is after his money, but still he thinks he is in love, and soon I would have a poor ‘sister-in-law’. I’m so distressed. What would my friends say after seeing her. What would our society say. Oh I can’t stand those looks I would be getting in our societal gatherings. PLEASE HELP!
By: A rich beauty with the brains.
Dear Rich beauty with the brains!
Your problem is quite serious. I can understand your situation, because I myself belong to the upper strata of society, and am against any kind of poverty around me. I therefore, suggest you to tackle your would be sister-in-law with your brains. Scare the hell out of her by demading fortune in the form of dowry. And get her in state of inferiority complex by bringing her to your societal gatherings. Finally, when she is in state of awe and distress, break to her that the marriage is not possible.
Bingo! I’m sure it is going to work.