Painda always dreams about the things far and beyond and is willing to do anything at any cost that may fit the bill to fulfill his dreams(not bad at all trait though)but his dreams are limited in scope due to the fact of his paindo-brain cant think beyond certain limits.So here is the story of life time .
Paindo Ki kahani Paindo ki Zubani
("Paindo Dreams about goris")
Paindo: abba mein bahr(abroad) jana
abba:putter mein tenu "in-yeenior" banaya toun ethey kam labh.... ki kerna bahr ja key?
Paindo:nai abba mein bahr jana
After all the arugments back and forth abba loses and agrees to send his paindo putter bahr.Abba sells his house and the big portion of his zameen in the pind and pays big chunk of that money to an agent.Paindo starts dreaming about all the goris he saw on "+canal".Before he leaves his pind his all other paindo buddies get together.
Paindo1:yaar mein sunya bahr bari ayyashi aey?Goriyan hi goriyan her pasey.!...tey chadiyan pa kay phir diyan?
Paindo:toun fiker na kar...uthey pohench key mein tenu vi bula lawan ga.
Paindo2:Per kithoun!..toun tey sanu pull hi jana....(another paindo said making sad faces with a sigh)
Paindo:o nai, pehen c***da!,tenu wi bulawan ga,nai pull da,tenu.
Paindo1:yaar aey agent kithon labha toun, tey kinj pohenchao tenu?
Paindo:Yaar bara changa hega o, tey, puri dunya phiree unney.Minoun kenda tenu vi bara phirawan ga......!
Paindo1:yaar goriyaan sunya bari chaiti phas jandiyan?
Paindo:o aho, mein tey janday hi gori mem naal viya ker leyna..
Paindo2:wah bai wah,teri tey mojjan hi ho jaan giyan?
Paindo:toun kiyon jalda....tenu keh tey ditta key tenoun vi bula lawan ga.
After lot of discussion and lot of verbal abuses with other paindo friends that night, Paindo comes home (which is no longer his own though).Paindo was very excited that night.He couldnt help but kept thinking about that 'gori' that he saw on that black-listed channel that his cable guy brought to his pind straight from gora-dish channels.
He kept on dreaming till he finally went asleep.
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