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Pakistani SMS factories.

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  1. skyfacts
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    This thread is only to share funny sms circulating in Pakistan or abroad.But i think we living in Pakistan enjoying these sms a lot.
    Have you any sms please share it with us to bring smiles over so many faces.......out their.......

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 6:55 #

  2. skyfacts
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    Breaking News
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    Baitullah Mehsood ne 20:20 world cup jeetny ki zimmadari qabool ker di.........

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 6:57 #

  3. Sahnaz
    Member

    lolzzzz..nice one. and i was thinking US or West was behind this.

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:00 #

  4. skyfacts
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    Sardar Ki Kuri:
    Abbo kal Apne ghar vichon 1 banda ghat janna.

    Aglay din wo larki bhag gai.

    Sardar:
    Kum ta kuri ne changa nai kita par c o NAJOOMI...:)

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:01 #

  5. Sahnaz
    Member

    Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man’s last romance.

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:02 #

  6. Sahnaz
    Member

    Husband asks wife: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife says: No, it means - With Idiot Forever

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:06 #

  7. Sahnaz
    Member

    Wife running after a garbage truck: Am I too late for the garbage? Hubby following her yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:07 #

  8. skyfacts
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    ZA LAKA GUNSHIP
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    ZAI PA ZAI DARPASY GARZAMA.

    THA SHWAY
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    FAZULLAH

    JANANA HEES PATHA DE NA LAGI.

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:12 #

  9. skyfacts
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    translation;

    Me gun ship ki tara
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    .. har jaga tumhara peecha kr
    raha hon.
    Laikin tum tahray Fazllullah.

    . mery mehboob tumhara koi ata
    pata nahi.)

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 7:18 #

  10. demitri_indian
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    Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on) and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Nawaz Sharif.They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes. Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement. "Nawazbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Nawaz Sharif comes
    out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached! The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours. "Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company people) says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Nawazbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (SO, I said to Nawazbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!")

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 16:31 #

  11. latentry
    Member

    nice one demitri

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Jun 2009 16:40 #

  12. skyfacts
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    T20 world cup harney k baad dhoni ko ko ammi ne market bhaija.Dhoni ko logon k khauf se burqa pahan kr jana para.
    Achanak hojoom me say ik burqa posh khatoon ne dhoni ko mukhatib kia:

    Ap dhoni ho kia?
    Dhoni:nahi me dhoni nahi.

    Burqa posh Khatoon ne kaha:Chupne ki zarorat nahi me yousaf pathan hon.........:)

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Jun 2009 7:27 #

  13. demitri_indian
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    good one skyfacts:-)yousuf played good anyway.only dhoni,raina,jadega played very badly

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Jun 2009 7:55 #

  14. skyfacts
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    Comming into power never brings the basic changes in personality,but the personality of the ruler disclosed,after having powers.

    (HAZRAT ALI)

    Posted 2 years ago on 28 Jun 2009 12:20 #

  15. KHAN_Sahib
    Member

    Message pe message bhejti ho,
    bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
    bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
    khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
    dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.

    Posted 2 years ago on 29 Jun 2009 23:34 #

  16. skyfacts
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    father to son:

    Dont call me dad if you dont pass your exams this time.

    After some time:

    Father:what happend to your result.

    Sorry Bashir saab,...........the son replied.

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 6:50 #

  17. skyfacts
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    Islamabad aur us k mazafat me bijli jany ka waqt hua chahtha hy.........

    Baqi ilaqon k rehny waly apny apny muqami waqt k mutabiq wapda ko galiyan dain......

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Jul 2009 3:59 #

  18. Beenai
    Moderator

    @skyfacts ,
    really good one...LOL

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Jul 2009 6:11 #

  19. aristotle
    Member

    skyfacts

    really nice... chah gay yaar..

    listen

    Najomi eik khatoon se: mujhe afsoos se batana par raha hay k 2 maheenay baad aap bewa hone wali hen

    Khatoon: ye tu mujhe pata hay,app ye bataye k kahi me pakri tu nahi jao ge?

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Jul 2009 7:23 #

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