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PkPolitics Website! ( R. I. P. ).. Death of a nation...

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  1. It is to notify that Our Beloved Website who has sustained a lot of grief and Pain in the past from our so called "Intellectuals" has suddenly passed away.

    Marhoom bohoat heee naik inssan thay! Cause of death is unknown but an autopsy performed showed signs of "hatred" "racism" and "Intolerance" in the blood. Heart Histopathology showed that "Religion" "Cast" and Ethnic background was used to stab him.

    Police and ISI is looking for a totally disillusion person who claims to be "Ijay" and his partner in crime "Potohari" have absconded. From a reliable source (Oriel news international) it’s been confirmed that both these were supported by "External hand" called netgrr and ex and present Pakistani. According to another source, the dispute between an insane person "HM" and group of Religious Mullahs, called Chechen and sky facts lead to a web riots which included another self proclaimed "Mulla" a dysfunctional woman who lost her ID during the battle were also equally blamed!

    Funeral will be held in “Beenai House” after the “Coffin ceremony” by “JS” a Neo Nazi, ex Islamist and Recent follower of the cult “Obama Bin Laden” of Torra Borra.

    Please attend the funeral services as a “Haleem” and “Sri-Paya” (It’s not Sri Devi!!! For all perverts attention) will be served, specially poisoned by “Khan Sahib” and “misaligned”

    Posted 2 years ago on 29 May 2009 23:25 #
  2. crocodile
    Blocked

    lols...oh well I have other appointments so cant take part but Khuda marhoom ko tarsa tarsa key jannat mein jaga atta farmaye!

    Posted 2 years ago on 29 May 2009 23:35 #
  3. :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 29 May 2009 23:40 #
  4. expakistani
    Member

    @KHAN_Sahib

    Yaar mujhe to Chalewen (40)ka batao kab hey, Ager PKP Braelivi they to at least Zardar Biryani to meley gi.....

    :)

    Bohat he acha lekhtey ho janab tum....

    Posted 2 years ago on 29 May 2009 23:58 #
  5. NNL
    member

    lol
    May Allah have Mercy on his soul.

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 0:06 #
  6. Thanks ex bahi...
    Zarra nawazee hay aap kee..
    wasey Zardar Biryani kay leeye hum sub ex pakistani aik, aad qatil to kur hee saktay hain... Kaya baat hay appnay sheher kay cusine kee.. hye hye bhai! :)

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 0:09 #
  7. IJay
    member

    Police and ISI is looking for a totally disillusion person who claims to be "Ijay" and his partner in crime "Potohari" have absconded.

    what did i do now?

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 3:12 #
  8. Sahnaz
    Member

    One of the best article i ever read....

    Keep it up

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 4:12 #
  9. chechen
    Member

    Planning of death of Pakistan has begun with this construction:

    http://www.infowars.com/obamas-pakistan-embassy-reveals-south-asian-strategy/

    Obama’s brand spanking new mega-embassy in Islamabad will be the center of operations for the dismantling of Pakistan.

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 14:05 #
  10. IJay
    member

    chechen !

    Don't worry ALLAH will help us! they are taking precautionary measures.preventive steps to stOp things
    unfolded in this piece of earth if you believe on words rasool Allah(saw) THIS WILL HAPPEN! PEHLEY MUJE BHE FIKAR HOTI THI AAB BILKUL NAE HOTI...KYU JIS KA WO HAI JIS KA YE SAB KUCH HAI TU PHER DAR KESA!

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 14:08 #
  11. Justapakistani
    Member

    lolz Khan......maraa i know its weekend ;) .....waisay Khudaa maghwirat karay.........waisay khan maraaa biryani mian chaalwaoun aur ghoust kaa ratio achaa honaa chaaheye ;)

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 14:16 #
  12. @khan Saheb
    After this thorough spanking, I firmly believe PKPolitics Intellectuls will and should behave accordingly. On the otherhand I am relieved that newcommers have been spared this grilling..at least for the time being.

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 14:17 #
  13. skyfacts
    Blocked

    @khan Saheb

    wartha owaya che KTK (kuna teenga ka).

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 14:45 #
  14. Heather_Ali
    Member

    LOL@Khan Sahib

    I laughed so much after reading this brilliant article by Khan Sahib.. Well Done! Didn't realise that "Surgeons" do have a good sense of Humour too! Keep it up!

    @Skyfacts!
    What is Kuna teenga ka??
    For you, I must say, "Oue Lambba chay yakh shay" LOL ;)

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 16:06 #
  15. :)

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 19:48 #
  16. shikra
    Blocked

    Khan Sahib,
    You are right.
    I can see vultures playing with and eating up the dead body of the forum.
    Some are trying to enter the ****.

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 19:58 #
  17. @Khan Sahib:

    Wonderfully written.

    All my reliable sources do confirm...... bohat khoob :-)

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 May 2009 23:35 #
  18. Heather_Ali
    Member

    lol@shikra

    Posted 2 years ago on 10 Jun 2009 0:21 #
  19. THE DETORIATING LEVEL OF DISCUSSION ON THIS FORUM WHICH STARTS FROM BLAME,ABUSE,RELIGIOUS HATRED AND PERSONAL ATTACKS HAS MADE THIS FORUM A DEAD PLACE!

    Congratulations to all of the "so called Intellectuals" who have put off people from their silly bantering which most of the time is @ personal level..

    Lagey Raho! Allah tum sub ko kussh rakhay!

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 Jun 2009 20:26 #
  20. Revivalist
    member

    very good but the website is not passed away and i hope it stays for long.........

    Regards

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 14:34 #
  21. IJay
    member

    wHEN EVER KHAN RAN OUT OFF LOGIC HE CAME UP WITH THESE STUPID EXCVUSES

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 14:41 #
  22. realistic views and very amusing. All enjoyed the way this post was written, why dont you?

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 14:48 #
  23. Ijay!

    An Illogical person talks about logic? wat a joke! LOL

    You need lessons on good humour!

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 21:14 #
  24. IJay
    member

    khan the udertaker always digging lost arguements and logic under his million excuses

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 21:19 #
  25. bhaag ijay!
    Apnee Dhothee sanmbal! Nahee tou Drone Ayya!

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 21:40 #
  26. misalligned
    Member

    skyfacts and heather-ali both are pukhtoons, good to know.

    pakhairoona, ma waya Kuna teenga ka war ta waya che kuna sasta ka.

    Ijay drone dhoti kay ander ghus aaya to sab kuch bahir aa jai ga kuch karo aur nahin to bhago

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:46 #
  27. skyfacts qadyani hai or heatherali is a male pretending female!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:48 #
  28. Ijay kee dhothee airconditioned hay! He needs to get a missile defence sysytem to guard his Base!! ;-)

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:48 #
  29. Heather Ali is Punjabi and a Female...
    Mulla, Stop abusing everyone on the forum...

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:49 #
  30. IJay
    member

    Khan shia
    mgel9 shia
    potohari shia
    misaligned shia
    Mulla qadyani
    sahnaz (not muslim sure)
    peterpan(Christian)
    mongorton(non muslim)

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:53 #
  31. IJAY >>>>> IDIOT ;-)

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:54 #
  32. misalligned
    Member

    lolz saray ghair muslim aur tu Kutaa hehhahhahah

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:54 #
  33. JS, HEATHER AUR ORIEL KA DEEN BHEE BATTA DOE?

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:55 #
  34. heather is not punjabi nor female!

    i am ultra suspicious..........hehehehe

    he curses like a gashti and like a man! i suspect something else though.......haha! but this is not an important topic to discuss.....so dafa karo.......who cares....

    i need to fix myself first!

    Mulla!

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 22:58 #
  35. Lagta hay bhainso kay baray may light chaleee gayee.. lol
    PKPOLITICS waloun! Loadshedding baree naymat hay

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 23:07 #
  36. misalligned
    Member

    yaar seriously speaking i was fed up with all this crap. yea political forum hai ya bakwas forum. So i am in a mood to fix all these **** if they could post crap, i am master in it

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 23:10 #
  37. Good..
    Same here..
    May jub bhee iss site pur atta houn tou wahee religious bakwaas hoe rahee hotee hay! Ghar may salay na namaz na roza lakin religious bakwas may sub nay PHD kee hoyee hay!
    Sub ko socchta houn kiss Mulla kay neechay day doun aik 40 din kay leeye! (Under supervision) phir sub theek houn jain gay.
    Koyee apnay aap ko muslim nahee kehta balkay sunni,shia devbande,bralvie,ahlay hadees,wahabee banay hoye hain!
    Kabba kiss moun say jao gay ijay aur co!
    Sharam tum kameenoun ko magar ateee nahee!

    Posted 2 years ago on 01 Jul 2009 23:15 #
  38. zeshaan
    Member

    Well said Khan saheb,
    Yeh Loog sudharnay kay laiq hain kia?
    Jo loog saheeh maanoon main halat ki sakhtee bardasht kar rahay hain,wooh to internet peh aa naheen saktay,yeh jo int,per aarahay hain unhee baroon kee kamaiee ka phall hain jin ki wajah say aaj saree qoom badhalee say guzar rahee hay,inkoo bass shaikhee he bhagarnee aatee hay,kisee maslay ka koi qabil e qabool hall inkay pass naheen hay.

    Posted 2 years ago on 02 Jul 2009 0:07 #
  39. Ahmed,
    This Forum is actually a true representation of Pakistani nation.
    Its hardly 50 people in total who are kindda regular in last 1 year and out of them, 5 to 7 are the main culprits who are promoting hatred. Jub yeah 10/20 log hee unite nahee hoe saktay tou phir tou hamaree qoum ka tou Allah hee hafiz hay! (and this is the so called educated representation..)

    Posted 2 years ago on 02 Jul 2009 0:12 #
  40. Heather_Ali
    Member

    Mulls,
    have I stepped on your tail by accident? LOL

    Posted 2 years ago on 02 Jul 2009 6:32 #
  41. skyfacts
    Blocked

    I wonder how these ppl abusing others religion and their blasphemy comments always,survived here in presence of oso much alert and consicouse ppl.Survival is acceptable but the strange thing is how they got the titles of scholars and Itlectuals from the other memebers........Only respect for thers and their beliefs made you acceptable to all of you here..........JUST FIGHTING WITH IJay only may not work but need to punish the other main culprits and kicked them out is the actual seen should be waiting..........

    Posted 2 years ago on 02 Jul 2009 6:42 #
  42. Khan_Sahib:

    Arey!

    Deen ki baat nahin karna chahtey par ussey pehley poochtey ho humara deen kya hai?!?!?!?!?

    Humara deen hai Insaniat. Hazoor Paak ke naam se, Allah Mian ki shaan mein.

    Aur kuch poochna ho to zaroor poochiye. Nahin to politics ya discuss kijye ya hum jaison ko sikhaye...... ;-p

    Posted 2 years ago on 02 Jul 2009 16:19 #
  43. TZK
    Member

    lol
    Excellent Khan jee!
    I am new here but I have become your fan now.
    Keep it up with your Humour.

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Jul 2009 21:32 #
  44. Was going through some old posts and found this one! Those who have not read it should be able to enjoy too! Kaya acchey din thay! LOL

    Posted 2 years ago on 04 Feb 2010 23:45 #
  45. Thanks Khan Bhai. Nice! Good piece of work.

    Posted 2 years ago on 05 Feb 2010 1:51 #

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