One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- businessman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth........
However, a little boy was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied;
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took the little boy aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"Not really," the boy said, "He actually plays cricket for Pakistan but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Posted 1 year ago on 30 Oct 2010 6:34
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