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The most talked about DIALOGUES in our politics..!!

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  1. jaypk
    Member

    There are a few sentences and expressions which are quite often used nowadays...no matter if its newspapers, talk shows, political threads, political interviews....plz share as this would help the politicans invent sum new dialogues and get rid of the old ghisay pitay dialogues..!!

    1) Adaliya/Adaalatein azaad hain..!!

    2) hum jamhooriyat ko DE RAIL naee honay dain gay..!!

    3) Media par QADGHAN lagaee ja rahee hay..!!

    4) Sirf siyasatdanon ke he corruption kyun?

    5) Hum is dhamakay ki sakht muzammat kartay hain..!!

    6) Hum parliament ki bala dastee chahtay hain/ badlay ki siasat par yakeen naee rakhtay..!

    7) Friendly opposition aik ilzaam hay..!

    8) Hum awaaam ki numainda jamaat hain/ 16 crore awaam ..!!

    9) hum jageerdarana nizaam ka khaatma chahtay hain..!

    10) pakistan khappay/amreka ka muqabla hum sub par farz hay/musharraf dictator ka trial hona chahiye..!!

    any more would be appreciated..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Dec 2009 16:00 #

  2. expakistani
    Member

    1a: Amerika yahodi or hindu pakistan ke kelaf sazhish ker rhey hain...

    ( hum woh bhi nhi ker rhey !!! ) serif makheen mar rhey hain

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Dec 2009 17:06 #

  3. semirza
    Moderator

    @jaypk
    What you came up with (tools of Pakistani politicians) should be enough to keep this thread busy for quite some time. Sure there may be some more.
    @expakistani
    Amerika, yehodi and hindu....is this troika known by any good titles/deeds internationally?

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Dec 2009 17:41 #

  4. zia m
    Member

    Hum ehtesab kerain gai

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Dec 2009 17:52 #

  5. Anonymous

    ‘Mulk iss waqt intehai mushkil dour say guzar raha hai’

    ‘Yeh aik gehri sazish hai’

    ‘Ham har sazish ka muqabla karnay kayliye tayyar hain’

    ‘Waqt sabit karay ga’

    ‘Bairooni haath mulawas hai’

    ‘Awam hamaray saath hein’

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Dec 2009 19:01 #

  6. shehzada
    nu-inzi-shehzada

    1) Shaheed Muhtarma......

    2) Pakistan ko agay le kar jana hai.

    3) Roti kapra or Makan..

    4) Shaheed ki Qurbani ....humari jamat ne jamhooriat ko khoon diya hai...etc etc...

    5) khudkash ka sar mil gaya hai or DNA ke liye bhejwa diya gaya hai ...

    6) Khudkash dhamaka tha or dhamkay 10 killo, ya 20 killo etc muwaad ka tha....

    7) Yeh humari jang hai...

    8) Hum nizaam ke kilaaf naheen hain, nazim ke khilaaf hain..

    9) Go (fill in the blank) Go......

    10) #'s of dehshat gard maray gay!

    11) Drone hamlay par shadeed, ihtijaj kiya hai....

    Posted 2 years ago on 21 Dec 2009 19:14 #

  7. ased
    Member

    hum wada kartein hain.............

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 0:47 #

  8. Bilal Tarar
    Members

    answer to all questions: 'qurbani'

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 5:12 #

  9. javedsheikh
    Members

    Very soon a new slogan will be popular:

    Pakistan se Zinda Bhag
    Pakistan se Zinda bhag

    But my slogan and wish is always:
    Pakistan Zinda bad.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 5:20 #

  10. Beenai
    Moderator

    @jaypak ,
    good one .
    i wanna add some ...

    1. hum ne jamhoriyat kay liye bari qurbaniyaan di hain.

    2. NRO ki wajah se BB shaheed aur Nawaz Sharif watan wapis aa sakay hain .

    3. ehtasaab tu jee ,across the board hona chahiye .

    4.dhamakay kernay walon se Aahini Hathon se nimityein gay .

    5. hum ne Dahshat gardon ki kamar torr di hay .

    6.hum ne Clinton ki call ki parwah na kerty hoye Atmoic test kiyeee.

    7. BB jaan ki parwah na kertay huye Pakistan ayein .

    8. ZArdari sahib9/11 /8 saal jail mein rahay .

    9. Pakistan ki sovereignty pe koi samjhota nahin karein gay .

    10. Sharam aani chahiye humko ameerica kay aagyay kaskol phialtay hoye.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 9:17 #

  11. usayd
    Member

    * Pakistan aik do rahay par khara hai.
    * hum pakistan ko pathri par charhain gay.
    * hum jhmorriyat ko bachana chahtay hain.
    * Islam aman ka mazhab hai aur is mein dhastgardi ki koigunjaish nahi...

    * Hum ne dhashtgardi ke khilaf jung lar rahay hain...

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 9:27 #

  12. jaypk
    Member

    @all..nice contribution frm all...it shows tht we are so use to these dialogues in our daily life..thr shud be a poll for the ranking of these dialoguess...!!

    or khwateen o hazraat...kal to hadh he ho gaee...aik naya dialogue market main aaya hay...jo k main nay kal he parha hay..ARY news par...mohatarma jinhon nay yeh dialogue maara hay un ka first name to shehla hay i gues..last name bhool gaya..or zara dialogue suniye ga..(as far as i remember)

    "peoples party nay HUSSAINIYAT ka dars diya( raasata ikhtiyar kiya hay) hay or humain bataya hay k hum nay zulm k aagay sar nahee jhukana..!!

    Allah muaaf karay....bus karbala say comparison karna reh gaya thaa...!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 9:51 #

  13. Anonymous

    Hamara Moqaf bohat waziha hai

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 13:00 #

  14. jaypk
    Member

    now i know...whn they say...."hum DIALOGUES say yeh masla hal karna chahtay hain".....whd do they mean..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 14:51 #

  15. Musician
    Member

    Now that is a good one jaypk

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 15:03 #

  16. Beenai
    Moderator

    @jaypak,
    they say:
    Hum Dialogue pe yaqeen rakhtay hain ...

    it means ,only dialogues ,they does not believe in action.

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 15:10 #

  17. jaypk
    Member

    @beenai...action say yaad aaya..

    wazeer e aala nay waqay ka notice lay liya....!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 22 Dec 2009 15:20 #

  18. jaypk
    Member

    *...humain yeh masail virsay main milay hain..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Dec 2009 12:31 #

  19. zingaro
    Member

    - hum 5 saal poorey karein gey
    - ham nay shahaadatein dey kay ye manzil paai hay
    - hum adlia ka ehtraam karrtey hein
    - Interior Ministery nay IG Sindh/Punjab/Balochistan/NWFP say report talab kar li.

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Dec 2009 13:43 #

  20. jaypk
    Member

    @zingaro....nice one..!

    @shehzada..5) khudkash ka sar mil gaya hai or DNA ke liye bhejwa diya gaya hai .....DNA k baad kia kartay hongay us SAR Ka...??

    my advise is to hang it out in a public place..as a nishaan e ibrat...tht this is whd happens to khudkush hamla aawar..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Dec 2009 13:59 #

  21. shehzada
    nu-inzi-shehzada

    i think aik muesuem bana lena chaiye, tam sar is mein display kiye jayeen or ticket rakha jaye!

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Dec 2009 15:15 #

  22. javedsheikh
    Members

    @ Shahzada,
    Very good idea.
    I am sure it would generate millions of Dollars and will also attract the tourists from all over the World.
    Pakistan could generate more wealth than India's Taj Mahal.

    "Museum Displaying the Heads of Suicide Bombers' or
    "Museum of Death Industry", "Museum of Murderers"
    or you may suggest a better name for that.

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Dec 2009 15:36 #

  23. jaypk
    Member

    is museum k inaugural par feeta kon kaatay ga?

    1) kayani sahab

    2) imran khan

    3) fazlu

    4) hameed gul

    5) rehman malik A.K.A uncle sargam..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 23 Dec 2009 15:58 #

  24. jaypk
    Member

    "jis nay mulk ki taraf mailee ankh say daikhaaaaaaa........hum us ki aaankheeeeinnn nikaaaal lainn gay....".....our gud old president..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 27 Dec 2009 11:26 #

  25. jaypk
    Member

    yeh non state actors hain..!

    Posted 2 years ago on 30 Dec 2009 18:52 #

  26. toamin
    member

    Some of the best political quotes of 2009

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Jan 2010 12:48 #

  27. shriq
    Member

    Quaid ham sharminda hain

    ab batain karnai ka waqt naheen

    kameti bana di gayee hai jo apni sifarishat 3 din main dai gi.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Jan 2010 17:08 #

  28. mariabashir
    Member

    ye suicide attack tha!

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Jan 2010 17:29 #

  29. ased
    Member

    @mariabashir

    this is a very good one, to say with blind eyes "ye suicide attack tha!" though the attacks are personal minded against riches where only the poors and innocent dies.

    Posted 2 years ago on 03 Jan 2010 17:34 #

  30. fanijee
    Member

    The one and only:

    PAKISTAN KHAPPAY..KHAPPAY..KHAPPAY...:)

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Jan 2010 8:17 #

  31. Beenai
    Moderator

    Dialogues most wanted and re telecasted :

    Hum ne committte bana di hay jo 24 ghanaty mein report paish kaary gi ...( farhston ko ...kinokay humain tu kabhi pata nahin chalta report ka )

    Sadar e Mumlikat aur Wazir e Azam ne NOTICE lay liya ...

    hum ne dhashat gardon ki kamar torr di ...

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Jan 2010 8:40 #

  32. jaypk
    Member

    hum muhaaz aaraai nahee chahtay..!!

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Jan 2010 10:55 #

  33. Beenai
    Moderator

    hum ne baari qurbaniyaan dyien hain ...
    jo aur kisi ny nahin dyein ...

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Jan 2010 11:01 #

  34. LetsDoIt
    Member

    aik zardari sab pay bahri

    Posted 2 years ago on 19 Jan 2010 11:02 #

  35. shriq
    Member

    Hearing again after the bomb blasts in "DATA DARBAR LAHORE"

    hamle ke baad Punjab bhar ki security alert kar di gayee

    "حملہ کے بعد"

    Posted 1 year ago on 02 Jul 2010 4:18 #

  36. telengr
    Member

    یہ چلے ہوۓ کارتوس ہیں ...
    یہ عوام کے آزما ۓ ہوۓ لوگ ہیں ...
    ہم عوام کی عدالت میں جوابدہ ہیں .
    .....کا جو یار ہے...غدار ہے غدار ہے ..
    قدم بڑھاؤ...ہم تمھارے ساتھ ہیں

    Posted 1 year ago on 02 Jul 2010 6:01 #

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